Man From Peru

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FaceBook

When you fail to get much approbation Or even a “friend confirmation,” In the absence of flatterers Or even of chatterers, What's left then besides hibernation.

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Problem Jane

Dirty Rhyme DON'T READ IF EASILY OFFENDED. Jane had a problem down below, Her pussy lips hung way to low. Her doctor was dishy, He said "your fishy". He told her her lips had to go!.

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Saint

There once was an artist named Saint, Who swallowed some samples of paint. All shades of the spectrum Flowed out of his rectum With a colourful lack of restraint.

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Stew

A coven of witches in Crewe Makes a very fine Anglican stew: Boil 'em up, let 'em thicken And they taste just like Wiccan, But you get them in bulk, by the pew!.

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Sex Education

As for sex education, it’s wondered If our school system’s totally blundered, For the textbooks these days Just teach two or three ways-- And Norwegians learn more than five hundred..

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Mail Order

There are three thousand girls in distress In a basement at USPS, Where the postmaster hides All the mail-order brides That were lacking a proper address..

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WWIII

Two hookers named Rose and Marie Were drowned in a whirlpool at sea. Now the other girls try To remain safe and dry On the land -- to avoid whirled whore three..

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College Professor

There once was an old man of Esser, Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser, It at last grew so small He knew nothing at all, And now he's a college professor..

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