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Monkey

“Now, Cubs, don’t those humans look chunky?" Said a grisly bear, hirsute and hunky, "And I bet they taste sweet, But do not touch the meat- It’s genetic’lly modified monkey.”.

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@tommakesmusic

Bess

There was a black Labrador called Bess Who jumped up on my wife's wedding dress With a pull of her claw She proceeded to draw A picture that's a bit of a mess For Bess, black lab, 1.

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Visa

Sylvester found out his wife, Lisa, Had employed a mean underworld geezer To kill him – how bad. But he really got mad When he noticed it charged on his Visa..

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@iPuss

Marijuana!

There once was a young and sexy farmer. He liked to smoke Marijuana. He played two drags, pass. Fell flat on his ass. An now him and his friends are full of laughter!.

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@nikujagagirl

Humpty

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Rocked too much and began to fall. Landed hard on his head. No doubt he's dead. But he made the best omelet of all!.

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Study

I've been studying all night and I'm tired, But I can't sleep because I'm so wired. So I'll play on the net 'Stead of going to bed, And my tests will seem a quagmire..

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Old Alligator

There was a young lady named Slater Who married an old alligator. The night that they wed They climbed into bed, But rather than mate her, he ate her..

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WWIII

Two hookers named Rose and Marie Were drowned in a whirlpool at sea. Now the other girls try To remain safe and dry On the land -- to avoid whirled whore three..

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