Monkey

diablos4 • 32 followers

“Now, Cubs, don’t those humans look chunky?"
Said a grisly bear, hirsute and hunky,
"And I bet they taste sweet,
But do not touch the meat-
It’s genetic’lly modified monkey.”

#limerick

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