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No light No day No sense No way. We've lost ourselves Our moral ways Peace by war And thought by action A deluded mind A split reaction. No way No light No love No day. Dawn bye dusk; another day.
I'm so hungry I could eat a lasagne...
She sat deep within sorrow, fathoming the life she had she had taken. People could only see the light, the kindness, the burning entity of grace that was residing in her soul, could she live with this? Why was this her fate? The tragedy tha…
I just unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter... I'm expecting a song within the hour.
What if birds aren't actually singing? and they're actually screaming because they're afraid of heights?
We are. You are. The figure of our lies We do. I know. See it's in your eyes? If you see our soul intentions. Are you really in comprehension. Though I slipped. Yes, I fall. Failure is the devil's paw.
Are we all the same? An enigma that filters itself around the world is individuality. Are we unique? Can we ever be unique? "I swear by God, and bide by law..." does this sentence still have meaning? All these questions fill my mind, I fee…
Yay...um, I've missed a lot. Any one mind filling me in?
What if I called you, honey? Baby? Tony Montana? You can be my buggy Malone? Surely you can take the throne? Like Pepsi cola. Fizzed and nice. Can you burn a crimson night? What if, what do? I hope you like? You can always make the fight…
I'm back from Droitwich and I'm much more creative, slightly annoyed and have improved my sarcasm...
Well, I'm going to say good bye. But the paw will probably lure me back.
Adam open his eyes and woke up his wife Susan, they got up and ready and went down stairs to see what they saw every year on Christmas, since she was five, Lisa always got up and went down stairs, instead of waking her parents up, she made …
Remember: you actually share the earth with other people. [ ] You don't appear to be handicapped. Not physically. [ ] Your car just isn't that special [ ] See those lines? You're suppose to park between them. [ ] Your rears hanging out. No…
This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995.Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95. Canadians: Please div…
I have invented a new word that can be used by every one EXHAUSTIPATED - Noun, for when one is too tired to give a shit
Oh what a dapper suit, oh wait, oh shit. Calm down know just freeze and sit. Is he gone? I shouldn't look. I wonder will he sign my book? O' a cupcake just for me! I wonder if he can smell or see? If he can't how did he make this cake? I'm …
I have nothing to write a sarcastic blog about and it's unnerving me, am I losing my touch?
If you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee, that's a Moray.
I think it's fair to say that with the release of both Black Ops 2 and Halo 4, along with 'Movember', teen pregnancy will hit an all time low.
Wind them up. Watch them go. Don't cha know don't cha know don't cha know. Oo-oo, the tinker toys, the tinker toys. Solders in disguise. The tinker toys, the tinker toys One left me, the other ruined my life.
PRIMARY SCHOOL TEACHERS- because they know how to deal with annoying little children on this app
She sat deep within sorrow, fathoming the life she had she had taken. People could only see the light, the kindness, the burning entity of grace that was residing in her soul, could she live with this? Why was this her fate? The tragedy tha…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comed…
For all those who {say they} love hallowe'en (this post is a bit late). Where does Hallowe'en originate from. 1). Europe 2). Asia, Oceania 3).America
bleeding down. The narcissistic's start to pound. A skeptics idiom will bring them down. From there golden, high arched clouds. When the blogs, the feeds, the news. Have blurred away from all that's true. When man's own brother, sister, fri…
Do you find it weird that weird is spelt 'weird' and not 'wierd'? -unknown publisher.
Has an opuss account ever been hacked? Has plagiarism made its attack? Has writers block tightened its grasp? Has a war broke out between opussian comrades?
Based on all my pieces of work on opuss. ( minus the jokes, they were a filler while a worked on poems, rants ect.) how old do you think I am?
What ever happened to manners and grammar. Were They locked up and thrown in the slammer? Becuase it seems like a heinous crime, to be polite and know your dimes. Though I seem not to know the manner, of way these people always slander. …
You can get fined for smoking in your house if it's getting burgled because your house has now became his workplace. Fun the law is, isn't it.
So when the scarlet tides come in. Mourning the lost is what they bring. People dressed in black will come. So they can remember all there loved ones. But in the distance stands a lonely child. And he's been there for a while. Looking for h…
Why are mirrors do damn sexy?
When I die I want my body donated to science. but more specifically, a scientist who is working on bringing dead people back to life.
If you masturbate at any given time, some one else in the world is doing it at the same time as you. Just something to think about.
In the last ten Years we have lost Johnny Cash Bob Hope Steve Jobs and Jimmy Saville So now we have no Cash, No Jobs and No Hope. And no Bastard to Fix it.
(Do this in you best Dr. Sues voice)(mild swearing) Go, fuck of. Fuck off, yes you. You 'twittering' folk. The Facebook qazoos. You annoy. You blaspheme. And your unrefined whines. Of your terrible ass 'one word quote lines' Opuss, is …
I see Apple have combined the iPhone and the iPad for a device which falls between. An iPhad.
Technically, it is impossible to start a sentence with the word 'technically' without sounding like a condescending cunt.
I've always been partial to great works of fiction. Especially the 30 second one on the tele of a woman on her period that's playing tennis and riding her bike instead of constantly screaming at me and calling me a useless cunt with chocol…
My 2 year old cousin is so clever, I asked her what cows do? Mooo I asked her what sheep do? Baaaahhh I asked her what sad wankers do? Tweet tweet tweet
I meet a American (a real patriot, I should mention). He was arguing at the women opposite me (well, I say arguing, but it was just him shouting, and her rolling her eyes and not listening). He was protesting that Americas the greatest nati…
For girls - Cute, Warm and straight to sleep.... For Boys - Face full of hair, make up all over new top, dead arm and an awkward boner.
According to an article in today's Daily Mail about personal hygiene, most people have detectable amounts of shit on their hands at any given time.Nonsense, I thought.Then I realised it was probably true, as I'd just been holding a copy of …
Slowly creeping. Slightly creepy. The dead is nigh. Black, turns the sky. People fearing for their lives. Slowly tremble, as they cry. The tall men come. One by two. They will slowly devourer you. Their faces blank, with no expressions. I…
Research shows that people who hear the term 'research shows' are much more likely to believe any bullshit that proceeds it.
I still miss my ex.... But my aims improving
Go down a waterslide while it isn't wet and then you'll understand why foreplay is so important.
If you think your religion is worth killing for. then please, start with yourself.
Today I got called rude by some cunt.
Complaining to the police about something you've read on the internet is like suing a premium rate sex line for sexual harassment.
When I was young I was scared of the dark. Now when I see my electricity bill I am scared of the lights.
I downloaded an ebook about the world politics. When I tried to open the file, it said that it was corrupted.
She looks so strong, Standing there, smiling, Little does anyone know, last night, She fell asleep crying
What's worse than child abduction? Jokes about it, apparently.
Fast.
I've just won 10 million on the lottery and decided to buy my local Chinese takeaway called 'Happiness'. Your move, Philosophers.
My gangster wife was insistent that I use her massive bum for shoplifting hats. So I popped a cap in her ass.
"You say life should be lived to the fullest, so why won't you give me a full glass of wine?" Yes, this was said by me, and then this crossed my mind; How to others see, and fulfil, the saying, 'life life to the fullest'. …
An ant just crawled under my keyboard keys. But don't worry - I have it under CTRL.
Common sense: So rare it's basically a super-power.
“It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.” Paul Newman
Have you ever loved someone so much that you wanted to keep them hidden from the world and have them all to yourself? Well, apparently that's called kidnapping.
Weighing an elephant is just like weighing a human. But on a much bigger scale.
Batman and Catwoman were going out on a date and were sitting in the Batcave."Oh Batty," she gushes, "you really are the greatest of all the superheroes.""Thank you," replies Batman."No really," she continues, "you're brave, strong and true…
If guns don't kill people, people do. Does it mean that toasters do not toast toast, toast toasts toast.
As a kid, I used to torture ants with a magnifying glass and the sun. I'd make them read it.
A day without sunshine is like night
My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless.The girl is constan…
The Bible is a lot like those Terms of Use Agreements. Everyone says they agree with it, but very few people actually read it.
People falling all the time. Slowly running out if time Sadness. Graceful Hellful Bitch. So I'll only stare and sit
That bitch of a bond. That binds me, to you That bitch of a bond. That keeps telling me want to do. It structurally sound, with a tightening grasp. That bitch if a bonds. Like a snake in the grass
Update I have left the challange open another day, due to we only have one entry.
Sarcastic. Rules apply, only one entry, deadlines 5pm British time tomorrow. Hashtag it and mention me in the comments.
(prologue) A new competition. This completion/challenge make you write a poem that sounds of a certain tone (eg. Contradicting). Rules: a) Must be a poem. b) 1 day time limit. c) No entering poems that already have already been posted. d…
An amateur group of Islamic film makers have posted a video on YouTube which mocks Christianity and Jesus Christ. It is believed to be so offensive that St Peter's church in Shrewsbury have postponed their tea and cake morning until next We…
If love was like a stone. It would be all alone. Sitting by its self. Feeling like it need more help.
Slowly twirl. In blissful time time. To the screams of those. Who were left behind. Never fall. Or stop at all. Or Mr. Reaper will come to call.
Slowly dripping on the wall. Like autumn leaves upon the falls. The blades are dancing in perfect time. Along to Satan's lullaby. Body's pile, more and more. Mounding on a crimson floor. A gazer sees this mundane crime. His stare transfixed…
I'm sure someone has brought this up, but I just want to make another example out of it. Why do unthought out, Sloppy opusses get more likes then well planned, deep and thought out ones do? Is it just nature? No, its not.
Love is hate, just seen from a different perspective. Because to hate one, for loving your other, is love through its purest kind.. Hate —me
A grey baron waste land, dull replicated people, living synthetic lives. A conformists' world. full of bland looking buildings and food that looks like white and black splotches, a colourless world, achromatic and bleak. The last 'colourful…
A blowing. A whistle. A flightless care. A passion. A ecstasy. Of weightless emotion. A continuous movement. A static commotion. A grinding. A calming. That happy place. A minuscule smile, a cheeky grace. The perfect state of euphoria.
I would never cheat in a relationship.... because that would require two people to find me attractive
Blocking-button:- We all have that one person we want to block (most mine are annoying 10 year olds) Report user:- We have 'report opuss', why not user? this ties nicely in with the block button as well. A Instant messenger:- We don't…
That titles long ain't it
Why their are two 'household' challenges is beyond me, was their a civil war between ages? We're the young disrespectful to their elders? We're the elders assholes to the young? Or was it a bit of both? For a app that stands for equality in…
Silver torches: Are they not good enough for the gold torches the Olympians get? Sympathy: It annoys me, 'he must of had to go through a lot' 'she's so strong in will' I get it, you find it amazing, I'm trying to watch this. Horse riddi…
(sorry I haven't posted in a while) This is a new segment I'm doing, we're I post the weirdest question I receive through my question/help service (if you want to use this service, I'll give you the e-mail address.)
Are you tired of people bothering you? Do you just want to be left alone? Carry a clip board around and try to make eye contact with people.
Witch are better, memories from a childhood, our those from adulthood?
If gods so good, how come he killed over 2,000 people...... Yet the devil killed one?
My favourite part of the Bible is the bit where God gives everyone free will, and then drowns them for not doing what he wants them to do.
Of when, and how do we feel love?
Does the age of one effect the quality and tone of their work?
(in no particular order) Witch one Is right for you? Christianity: As mentioned before, this is not a religion for pussies, and I must add, Roman/catholic, protestants etc. fall in this category. Islam. No, just, no. Why I say this? Well…
What do you think about me? I posed this question when I left a website based on writing reviews blogs etc.. And I'll tell you, it was split down the Middle, even got some death threats telling me to leave, even though I told them I was le…
Why do you pester me. Always bouncing of the walls. I want to cry, I'm bundle in a bawl. Have you're lips ever met? Do you shut up? Have you experienced that yet? I'm not bothered any more. Making this poem makes my head hurt more and mo…
Why do flight attendants talk so loudly behind those curtains at the back of the plane? Do they think no one can hear? Well, I think they do, and, here's my experience with the curtain..... I was sitting at the back of the plane reading so…
Duck 1: quack Duck 2: *gay voice* oh my god I was just about to say that. Duck1: *gay voice* really? Duck 2: *gay voice* we are so in sync.
No... And yes. It's a bit of both, really. squeeze you're wrist, it important. Timeline: Weeks 1-10: The eggs been fertilised, the egg has split into many cells. Week 11-15: More cells ha…
If you get angry, just relax, take a deep breath and count to 10. Unless of course you're angry about oxygen and numbers.
Before I post the opuss, I want your opinions, and don't be afraid to be mean.
Flicker, dimly. By moons blue light. Rejoice to me. My fiery knight. Burn away. Those of with blacken heart. Thay shall flourish. With golden embers. The lamp that guides. Them from danger. The moon, you're friend. It sets, but soon will …
"H33y w@t$ r0ng?" .... Obviously your education.
I'm kinda new. To this app. This poem doesn't rhyme. I'm good at poems, I swear.
Hi opuss people, just......hi