1 September 2012

(in no particular order) Witch one Is right for you?

Christianity: As mentioned before, this is not a religion for pussies, and I must add, Roman/catholic, protestants etc. fall in this category.

Islam. No, just, no. Why I say this? Well, LOTS of dedication goes into this religion, unless your born to a muslim/Islam family, I seriously doubt knowing people nowadays converting, we're all to lazy to pray that much, and give up bacon, I assure you, no one can give up bacon.

Pagan/Wiccan I used to be pagan, it suited me, based round nature, lots of sub category religions from this, from the devote, to the sloughs, and the lazy. But, Catch-22, people often confuse this with satanism, because most the names and symbols are the same, I have had my fair share of people throwing holly water at me shouting," repent your sins, devil's child" (true story) so if you do convert, you had better be able to put up with crazy shit, cuase in this religion you can only hit someone in self defence.

Satanism Hear voices? Are the shadows coming? Are you high at the moment? Then knock yourself out, go for it, killing and worshiping the dark one, easy peasy, possessions and ghoulies, there's even an operating system dedicated to it.

Other: This is for the crazy religions, like the one about the green sheep alien overlords, this crap is fucked up and crazy.

'Hespic' (religions from the east) I know nothing of theese religions.

Karma-Lou-ghou-his-manspec.

Yes, that's a religion, I mention it cuase it has I weird name, and to go with a weird name, weird pronunciation, it's pronounced 'kar-la-he' and no, I'm not high, this is a real religion.

Judaism: They've gone through enough, I think I should leave them alone.

Kabala: Judaism spiritual little brother.

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