@pauliedestar Since When Did A Piece Of Technology Become My Life!? I cannot express how much I have come to rely on my mobile phone, not only do I need it for calls and texts, I need it for email, music and my calendar. 103 words
@culinaricast The Most Importent Ingridence The finest meal, Served on Silver plates, Done by the best cook of the world, Tastes like ashes, If it misses the Most importent ingridence: Good Company. 27 words
@culinaricast Beauty Even a Face, That has Seen a Long Life, Which has carved its Tale on it with scars, Is Full of beauty when it smiles. 25 words
@culinaricast The Lucky Ones If your mouth Never got wet while you thought of an Old piece of bread You are a lucky one Because you dont know the meaning of beeing hungry. 29 words
@zooandroo Hi I'm zoe I'm a 15 year old student from London and this is mainly funny jokes that I've found or have been told. My... View Profile
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