Pancake Joke
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes!.
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zooandroo
Hi I'm zoe I'm a 15 year old student from London and this is mainly funny jokes that I've found or have been told. My instagram is @zooandroo. Enjoy!
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Pencil Joke
Broken pencils are pointless..
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Foggy Joke
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist..
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Gravity Joke
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down..
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Thailand
Did you know that the actual name for the capital of Thailand is.
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Science Joke
How are Batman and 16 sodiums related. Nanananananana. (just to say that my friend told me this, I'm not THAT sad).
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Beard Joke
I didn't like my beard at first, but then it grew on me. (I know I can't actually have a beard, but still.).
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Death Joke
A cartoonist was found dead at their home. Details are sketchy..
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Happy Star Wars Day!
May the 4th be with you..
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German Sausage
Jokes about German sausages are the wurst..
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Blood Joke
The doctors said I had type-A blood, but it was a type-O.
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Sunrise Joke
I stayed up a night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me..
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Kidney Bank
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool..
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The Titanic
I renamed my iPod the Titanic. It's syncing now..
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Rain Rain...
The phrase 'rain, rain, go to Spain' makes me feel really bad for Spanish people. Surely we should say 'rain, rain, go to the moon or some other uninhabited place'?.
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Surrealism
'surrealism is the belief in the superior reality of the dream' - Andre Breton, founder of surrealism.
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