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Yesterday I drove for the first time on my own......problem is I got this idea into my head that I'm technically just sitting on the road......and from a side angle, if I drive wonder woman's plane, I'd look a bit weird.
My boyfriend accidentally kicked me out of bed.......bastard
Do what all good mob bosses do.......twice in the heart, once in the head....then some cement boots to sleep with the fishes.......that's how you solve a problem like Maria
I just whispered to my boyfriend whilst he was asleep "I love you" and he said "I love you too, next time I'll take the gears off"......awwwww words that move me!
Compoddle dee wag whizz Now shooshole are gabiz Flea ock nee eh Par shoop to tay Nee flar flock oo mar bay
Do or do not.....there is no try Master Yoda (awwwwww yeah!!)
Why everyday Monday to Friday can I not wake up......I set my alarm to go off every 15 minutes for an hour.....but......come to the weekend and 6:30....PING.....wide awake.....this just confirms my suspicions that actually alarms are bi-cen…
Today I saw a llama Fluffy, brown and white Sitting on the train Sipping on a glass of champagne I asked him "Mr Llama, Where have you been" He answered quite rhetorically "to see things iv never seen" A look of shock then crossed my face …
Today a friend asked me about uni and if I had any advice for her, given that I graduated in 2009......my advice.....STAY AS LONG AS POSSIBLE!!! Defer, resit, take a masters, do a PhD so anything.......but for gods sake don't become a gradu…
I loved you once I love you still You stop my breath Your life my pill I am so weak Through poems I speak I love you now I don't know how You ruined my heart My life you're start Oh sweet agony Your love; my symphony I love you I love …
Today I tried to walk my dog.........I say tried as I felt that I was the one being walked. No-one asked to stop me how I was, whether or not I'd like a treat, or if on fact I was a bit large for my breed......not even so much as a neck tic…
Everyday is a blessing- mon amie mon cheriek