15 April 2012
Today I saw a llama
Fluffy, brown and white
Sitting on the train
Sipping on a glass of champagne
I asked him "Mr Llama,
Where have you been"
He answered quite rhetorically "to see things iv never seen"
A look of shock then crossed my face
He was wearing socks entirely made of lace
I said dear mr llama
What was the best bit
Well said the llama bold as brass and clear as day
There was this marvellous little bar which sold only hay
I popped in for a straw or too
And you wouldn't believe who walks through.....there I sat chewing on my cud
When I then heard a terrible thud,
I craned my neck waiting in suspense to hear the llama talking in past tense and then said llama, quite clearly to me,
I saw a crowd surrounding a flea!
I couldn't believe it I don't know where to look, and then mr llama took a big hook........and that's when I woke up......weird huh?!
Llamas and Helicopters • Opuss № I