My wife never acknowledges anything new that I buy. So when I bought a nice shiny new pair of shoes I rushed home stripped off totally naked and just wore my new shoes. When she walked in the door I said "well do you notice anything".
She said "yes, it's drooping". I said "yes, it's looking at my new shoes".
She said " you should have bought a f...ing hat".
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