6 April 2012
A man bumps into his mate who is a bit slow on the take up. His mate says I have been trying to sell my car for months, can't get a buyer because it's got 140.000 miles on the clock.
The man says well why don't you clock it, you know turn the odometer back. Ah ok thanks.
A few weeks later they meet again, the man says did you sell your car.
He said why should I, it's only got 800 miles on it.
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