29 July 2012
My evil scheme was finally put into place today and I now await the results. Everyone Ive asked agrees that this makes me the most terrible fiend to have made the journey from Zarktog to planet Earth. In Xaviors face!
It is quite simply the most diabolical plan ever! I shall digress...
First, I had to come up with an idea. It was hours, days, weeks even until I finally stopped playing Online Bingo and started planning. But when I started I had this confounded itch, located adjacent to my sumptuous deriere, and I simply couldnt concentrate! So I ordered my minions to construct me an Anti-Itch Ray. And a fortnight later the itch was gone and I had to start planning.
I came up with some original ideas, such as, catapults, stink bombs, shrink rays, pirhana guns. But none were evil enough! If only that darned itch hadn-. That was it! I had my plan! So I sent my minions to the small Tesco Extra down the street to steal some supplies. And as soon as I payed for their bail we set to work on my plan.
And now we are finally in position! All I need to is give the signal (Twit Twoo) and my minions will dust my nememis SuperHeroMan's bed with my own special concoction of itching powder!
I know what you are thinking Diary. That that was the most terrifying thing youve ever heard. And youre right. Its pretty terrifying.
And any moment now when he gets into bed he will be covered in the powder! (Not too strong. I dont want to give him a rash!) And he will have the most slightly uncomfortable nights sleep ever!
Oh sorry, gotta dash, just got a message saying that one of my minions has got into a spot of trouble with a drug cartel. Ill just finish this game of Online Bingo and go fish him out of trouble.
Adíos
Leroy
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