22 August 2012
Bibitty bobitty boo, We're going to the zoo, We're going to see the animals, That want to make friends with you!
Look, theres a monkey, All cheeky and silly, And over there some goats, Nana, Kid and Billy!
Bibitty bobitty boo, We're here at the zoo, We're here to see the animals, That want to make friends with you!
See the hippopotamus, All grumpy and fat, And over here the cave, With the vampire bats!
Bibitty bobitty boo, We're here at the zoo, We're here to see the animals, That want to make friends with you!
Holy Crap, A Dinosaur! Run for your life! I once knew a dinosaur Who ate my mate Alan!
Bibitty bobitty boo, We're at the zoo, Trying to flee the dinosaur, That wants to eat me and you!
Oh No, he's gaining on us! Quickly hide in here! Its the restaurant toilets, We're quivering in fear,
Bibitty bobitty boo, We're here at the zoo, Trying to keep our sick down, That wants to come out of you!
Haha, the stench of the skidmarks, Have hidden our scents from it, And its so poisonous in here, That I may poo.
Bibitty bobitty boo, We're here at the zoo, With ear plugs up our noses, And my bum dripping with poo! (Yum)
Quickly, run for the exit! And throw a shit at his face, Oh man you hit him, Its smeared all over the place!
Bibitty bobitty boo, We're running from the zoo, And the poofaced dinosaur, That wants to eat me and you!
Now we're safe at home, I think Ill write a poem, Ill post it on opuss, And call it, 'Fleeing The Crapfaced Godzilla'!
Bibitty bobitty boo, We went to the zoo, But were chased by Crapfaced Godzilla, Who wanted to eat me and you!
Nursery Rhyme-Fleeing The Crapfaced Godzilla • Opuss № I