30 April 2012
Look at the sun, the stars the moon,
Shining down upon the great baboon,
He yells and screams and shows his red bum,
What a terrible embarresment for his mum,
She tries to hide her face in shame,
But the others laugh at her all the same,
So she grabs her son by the ear,
And forces him to become an engineer,
He learns about engines and electrical things,
Until his apprenticeship begins,
He watches and copies but finds it so boring,
And starts drinking in the mornings,
He staggers to jobs all drunk and silly,
Which gets him fired by his boss Billy,
This makes him all sad and depressed,
So he lays his head down to get some rest,
When he wakes up he is in a zoo,
With a pretty baboon called Cindy-Lou,
And the great baboon is happy as can be,
For him and Cindy-Lou have a family .
The Great Baboon • Opuss № I