18 May 2012
"David recieved a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and a worse vocabulary. Every other word was a swear word. David tried hard to change the birds attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of. Nothing worked. Finally in a moment of desperation he put the bir in the freezer, just for a few moments. He heard the bird squawk, kick and scream, then suddenly it was quiet.
David, worried he may have hurt the bird, quickly opened the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. Ill endeavor at once to correct my behavior. I am truly sorry and beg your forgiveness" David was astonished and was about to ask what caused such a dramatic change when the parrot continued, "May I ask what the chicken did?"
The Rude Parrot • Opuss № I