10 July 2012

I saw a woman reading 50 shades of grey on the train today.

"At least you don't have to lick your fingers to turn the pages" I said with a smile.

"You disgusting wanker!" she screamed and stormed off down the carriage.

Are all Kindle readers such miserable bastards?

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