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Please don't make me choose Between my daughter and you There's a fine line in life Where you may just lose.
You looked so gorgeous Walking down the aisle Flip flops on and a sexy smile This great big building Never looking old Where everything is bought And everything is sold Who would have thought We did it every week Buying vegetables, potatoes…
How can I trust you When you hurt me so? How can I believe you When you let me go? How do I know That you're still the one? When you treated me like you did? Life was simple Just you and I Grow old together: Live our life Then you had to me…
Make plan, Live life, Enjoy childhood, Girlfriends, Wife, Have kids, House and money, Get divorced, Lose everything That's not funny. Get back up, Start again, Happens to others Women and men, Carry on Till death us do part, Cycle of life F…
Here I lay in my bed All these thoughts running through my head Wondering where it could have started? That horrible day when we parted. Now you're gone with someone else And now I'm left all by myself. If we fought I could understand Maybe…
My wife said to me this morning: "I just caught our daughter reading 50 Shades of Grey - what are we going to do?" "I don't know" I said "But I'm definitely not going to spank her!"
I saw a woman reading 50 shades of grey on the train today. "At least you don't have to lick your fingers to turn the pages" I said with a smile. "You disgusting wanker!" she screamed and stormed off down the carriage. Are all Kindle reader…
My wife said to me "I've just finished the last book in the 50 shades of grey trilogy - what am I going to do now?" I said "put the cucumber back!"
Descent into loneliness is a long way down No one to talk to no friends around, No one to make you laugh or smile No one around for quite a while, No shoulder to cry on when times are hard No one to give you a birthday card. It's hard to th…
Of Bronte's there were three- Charlotte, Anne and Emily, William Blake Wasn't fake, Spike Milligan- What a silly man! A.A.Milne Was put in film Edgar Allan Poe- What a man, see him go! Henry Van Dyke Is one I like, Dylan Thomas, Mark Twain…
Today I'm really not at my best - For I've got this pain deep in my chest I don't know what it can really be But I can tell you something: It's bugging me! It's bugging me, It's bugging me, I hope it's not a coronary! I've come to work t…
Sitting on the beach Watching the sun go down Here we are hand in hand With no one else around. A great big orange ball Setting in the sky The only people I want here Is just you and I. My life with you is so complete Never being apart Ou…
Please lend me your ears And tell you a story Of midnight fun And morning glory Of days gone by In days of old I've got a story That's begging to be told. There once was a prince- A valiant one He was the king's only son And out he went T…
Fill my head with words And a story let it tell Of my sad and lonely life Mainly spent in hell. Not knowing what each day would bring From one day to another Waiting for my release To someone who could be my lover. Someone who would treat m…
A mirror for you A mirror for me We all look in the same one And different things we see. Some see comfort Some see pain Some see beauty Are they vain? Some see lost souls From years gone by Some see smiles Or a tear in the eye. All the he…
My body aches, Battered and bruised From the good times we had And what we used; Alcohol and food And simple fun Playing games With you And our son. I'll never forget The times we had Most of them good But some of them bad Caught in a s…
Dear Lord Help me walk The righteous path And save my soul From evil wrath Help me see The good in You And carry out Your good deeds too. Help me help The sick and needy Help me care For those that need me Help me carry This heavy load Upo…
Show me your love For I will not fail you Open your heart To all that I have All that I have I will give you For you, my love, My one true love. Open your eyes And delve into my soul See the scars From my wounded past Help them heal And I…
It's dark outside as black as ink "we're going to war boys" My heart starts to sink. The rounds whizz and crack overhead "Keep yours down or you'll end up dead" "Don't you worry I'm not coming up" (I'd end up dead - just my luck). We make o…
The fire burns deep inside My yearning for to write But deep inside I cannot find The fuel to keep alight. The words spill out on every page Just trying to make some sense, And yet I don't know What to say - I'm so wound up and tense. I wri…
Show me a man Who is content in life And I'll show you a man Who relies on his wife Show me a man When at work is good And I'll show you a man Who's only there for his food Show me a man Who has a good wife And I'll show you a man Who sea…
Born in Leeds Lived in Bradford A Northerner from the start, Moved to London Lived my life and you broke my heart. Joined the forces To make a man out of me Didn't quite work out - I've got Epilepsy! Worked for some Lawyers In the centre of…
Tell me something That stands the test of time Something that is diff'rent Something I can call "mine" Make it special, beautiful and strong Just like your personality Something I've loved for so long. Tell me something Only you and I will…
There's little time left Before you go And fight the war You're needed for Just promise me one thing; You'll come back and wear my ring? Why do you have to go? And fight someone else's war? It's not fair if you go and die You're not theirs …
Rules, rules all my life, Rules for driving To see my wife Rules that tax The money I earn Rules as a child And the way I learn Rules about playing Every game Don't follow the rules And you'll get the blame!
Why am I so tired? Eyelids like dustbin lids Head can't concentrate Can't think, can't relate To this feeling I've got Alive I'm not Need some time To figure it out Wake me up Give me a clout Deal with life Trouble and strife. Always thin…
I may not be very good But words are in my blood The key word here is "my" Meaning all my own - No need to question why? But please do tell Where I'm going wrong It might make me better Make me strong For most of the critics Just say about…
I am your guardian angel Of that I am so sure Whenever you're in trouble Come knocking at my door. I'll open up and let you in Protect you from your harm Snuggle down into my bed It'll keep you safe and warm.
Let us be together Forever and a day Until the twelfth of never For this I hope and pray. Let us be together In sickness and in health Even if we have no money Or bestowed upon with wealth. Let us be together No matter what comes our way, F…
Close your eyes, Lay back your head, Breathe in through your nose, And out through your mouth. Now think of the most calming things; Of butterflies dancing through meadows; Birdsong in the autumn The feeling of fresh bed linen, The smell of…
Dine on the feast of life and you will never go hungry but most of all never forget your manners for someone made you, brought you, gave you everything that you have and will take it away in the blink of an eye.
It's you, my love I'm thinking of, Like a star From up above Or maybe just A turtle dove? You keep me warm Just like a glove. It's you, my love I'm thinking of, Like a star From up above Or maybe just A turtle dove? You keep me warm Just li…
We've all lost someone We loved so dearly Close to our heart And yet not nearly Long enough Were they with us Before they were taken For up above The world they watch Over everyone The mother, father, Daughter and son Shining brightly In th…
Desperate times Call for desperate measures Classic rhymes About stolen treasures. Verses come Straight from the heart Where couples fight And couples part. Guilty lovers And guilty pleasures Desperate times Call for desperate measures.
You think you're flash Spending your cash You come across Ever so brash! Who do you think you are? Driving round In your flash car Who do you think you are? A movie star? No way by far! So take on me If you dare It'll be a clean fight I'll…
It's 3 in the morning No one's around Desserts we're making - Three for a pound! There's cakes, tarts Sponge puddings too Pies and eclairs Enough for me And enough for you.
It's late at night You're in your bed I'm at work Thoughts running through my head Work all night Sleep all day Put a roof over our head Need to get paid. Tired as hell But got to keep on Don't feel weak Got to be strong. All this just to …
My brain has run dry I don't know why? There's nothing left For me to rhyme Maybe a beak? For a short time! Back to work For four more nights The moon is my sun And windows my lights.
In my life There was a time When you had yours And I had mine Ordinary phones That just made calls Nothing less Nothing more. But now we've got Our pieces of fruit For texting, photos, Games where you shoot, Pictures, diaries, Videos too Ma…
You called and I came running Like a rocket in the sky Straight to your side No need to question why? If it's trouble you're in You can count on me We'll stand side by side And watch them flee There's nothing more That I'd hate If you could…
Tell me what's in a word? To say you're loved To know I'm heard You're the one I've been dreaming of The light of my life From up above. Tell me why can't I see you Every day? Life's not fair Why can't you stay? To say you're missed Just…
My eyes are blind I cannot see Someone's poured Acid on me My skin is peeling I hit the ceiling The pain intense The burning immense I go into shock Someone revive me For I am blinded And cannot see. Dedicated to those poor women who it ha…
I've been to places Full of hatred and pain It breaks my heart To think if them again Times when heartache Was off the scale When you took advantage When I was weak and frail. How many people Can be so bad? To someone so small Only a young …
Let me take you to Somewhere you need to be It's nowhere real As you will see, Close your eyes And walk with me Feel the release You'll be tension free. We're going back Quite a few years When we were kids And had no fears Long hot summer…
Time to ponder, Time to pray Time to hope Come what may. Time to laugh, Time to cry, Time to sing, Time to sigh. Time to eat, Time to drink, Time to look, Time to think. Too much time With nothing to do, Time to rest for me and you.
Now, now children Just settle down Stop the squabbling And messing around Be nice to each other And get on with your life In my opinion There's enough trouble and strife. This was a place To get away from it all To explore our minds And le…
I've been away For a little while To take a break Refresh my style And on my return A weird atmosphere So what's gone on? What's happened in here? Fill me in Wise me up Spill the beans Lift me up I will not judge Nor tell a lie Just let me…
Once upon a time In a garden full of rhyme The paper not alone - He's with a friend of mine. My friend the pen Writes of now and then Of what we've done Of mice - and men? Not one of mine But stood the test of time In literary purpose A s…
My pen is my sword The chapter my fight All I have to do to win Is put down my words and write. Word by word Blow by blow Writing everything I know. The bell does ring End of a round I put my pen down And don't make a sound. "Ding, ding" go…
All dressed in white My beautiful bride Standing there By my side As beautiful as Can possibly be She's the one Just for me! Sometimes with words Less is more I can't say enough To the one I adore. There is no other That can compete To ma…
Laying in my bed Thoughts running through my head Trying to remember What has already been said. I've written about love, thoughts, sorrow and the war, Just some of the things that I've been through With wounds that are still sore. Many of…
The birdsong calls throughout the day The flowers in bloom in the month of May The brook is rambling all day long That gentle flow and summer song. It twists and turns through valleys of green From hilltops and fields It can always be seen…
My destiny lies in front of me But I don't know what it will be So join my ride And let us see What lies ahead In life for me.
Dancing, prancing Playing tricks The Devil inside Is a nasty mix Poking, prodding Making fun As mad as men In the mid-day sun Don't mean to hurt Or make you cry Just a voice Deep inside. What do I look like? No one knows I'm just a Devil An…
Funday? Sunday? No it's Monday! A time to live A time to breathe A time to come A time to leave Forget it's Monday It's just a name Come inside And play the game For today is Funday It could easily be Sunday But will always be Our happy Mo…
Time flies by through mans creation Watches and clocks for all the Nation Analogue, digital, number or hand? Flying by like hourglass sand. So wipe away your sadness and tears You've not got time for heartache and fears Don't mope around a …
The sun sets o'er yonder hill The moon rises like a giant pill Darkness falls across the land As time falls through The hourglass sand. The grey clouds clear to reveal blue sky Rainfall stopped and sun shines high Another day has now begu…
The petals fall from roses in bloom The scent so fragrant it fills the room. The thorns so sharp they pierce the skin And spill the blood from the life within. A dozen roses of the deepest red, Sent to the woman who lays in my bed For she i…
I feel your love Like the sun on my face It lifts me up To a higher place It makes me feel Such a lucky man When I walk with you Hand in hand. In life together We'll always be A couple in love Just you and me. I'll always be forever true …
Distant memories of long, long ago Of summers long and winter's snow Childhood games, cubs and scouts Hating school, bullies and sprouts. Simple things are normally free They're the one's that mean the most to me Playing games and having f…
You are the wind beneath my wings That helps me soar so high, You keep me up above the clouds And help me smile when tears won't dry. You see me down and pick me up, You are the coffee in my coffee cup. Forever with you I want to stay, Fore…
As I lay my weary head And listen to what has been said I close my eyes and try to see What the hell's been bothering me. I pray for the pain to go away As it gets worse every day Up to the Lord my prayers I send I hope he gets them before…
Our bodies writhe in ecstasy That tingling feeling from head to toe That feeling of togetherness And never wanting to let go. The heart beats faster by the second Moans and groans turn to screams Holding on to every moment For a lifetime i…
I know a man whose name is Jim I like to throw tomatoes at him Tomatoes are soft and don't hurt the skin But these f**ckers do cos they're still in the tin!
If Simon Cowell wants a dancing dog that badly he should go to my local nightclub on a Saturday night!
You cannot see me But you can feel me I make you happy I can make you sad If I'm angry I might make you mad I can whistle and sometimes howl I make cats whine and make dogs growl I'm way up high and way down low, I'm in your hair there's no…
App for this App for that App for me And my cat Apps for weather, Games and money Apps for recipes Using honey Apps for writing Poems on a bus The best by far Is Opuss!
Look into my eyes And delve into my soul Feel my passion And need for love Take my heart And caress it forever And should you ever Love another Let me down gently And go with your lover.
There is no more a lonely time When all my friends are yours not mine. You played the game And won it well
I breathe no air Nor blink an eye I do not smile Or even cry My body stiff And cold as stone I do not move A single bone Friends and family All dressed in black Into the earth They send me back The vicar reads A rhyme or too Just like this …
The words are stuck Inside my head Not knowing what Should be said Do I laugh Or do I cry Say hello Or say goodbye? My heart is broken Torn in two What once was us Now me and you Do I laugh Or do I cry Say hello Or say goodbye? We were …
Why Are you sitting there with that stupid look upon your face? Why Don't you just go back And live in your own place? You hurt me Deserted me When I needed you the most Go on leave, get out of my life I'll forward all your post. You don'…
Strange sense Or maybe feeling Maybe a smell Sends me reeling To the floor Arms and legs All over the place Blood is pouring Down my face From when it hit The concrete floor Biting on My lips and tongue Strange looks From everyone It's n…
Definition of omission Left out in remission Slightly out of condition Never gone on a mission Always breaking with tradition Nowhere near nuclear fission Never doing a rendition Certainly not a politician You gonna pay me commission?
Am I mad? Maybe insane? Looking through My window pane Trying not To cause a fuss Just thinking of My next Opuss.
Sitting in The afternoon sun Not doing what Should be done Waiting for Time to fly Watching all The passers by. Early summer Hazy sun Feels so good To everyone, Puts a smile Upon your face Women walking Full of grace. Trying to look The be…
I walked into a bar the other day- I said "ouch" It was an iron bar!
Our troops are fighting Another war Something that I deplore Getting killed Every single day Ten in March Twelve in May. It's not a war That they can see - They're getting Killed by IED's Stop the war And soldiers dieing, Stop the bullets …
It's nine o'clock And my back is aching, Got jobs to do Chilli to be making, So I wipe the sleep Out of my eyes, And slowly out of bed I rise.
Bullets flying over head - Sign of the times. Children mourning Parents dead - Sign of the times. Images flying Through my head - Sign of the times. Wars in lands So far away - Sign of the times. Drugs being sold All times of the day - Sig…
Before you say what you think, think about what you say!
Time flies by In the blink of an eye Seconds into minutes Minutes into hours December snow April showers Take me back To my childhood days Where we would live In carefree ways Life was simple Way back then Where boys were boys And men were …
Stand up, stand up! And be counted. You can make a difference. Your words can be heard. Set them free. Call for justice. Help others Make them smile. Or shed a tear Not in hope Not in fear Not in hatred Not in harm Take away the bitterness…
You may not have long legs but you can always walk tall!
Just who do you think you are? Driving round in your fast car Acting like you own the world Breaking hearts and Stealing girls You're such a fake And I'll prove it Get out of town Go on, move it! Don't look on people As if they're scum…
Make you Break you Love you Hate you Trying to Satiate you Hit you Hug you Lift you Mug you Even sometimes Really bug you Caress you Stroke you Pinch you Poke you Kiss you Miss you Lift you Choke you Words define Just what you say Choose th…
You thought it was absurd To describe your life In one word But rather than Your life this time Describe yourself At the bottom of this rhyme: "Thinker"
Define your life in one word It's hard to do but not absurd There's so many things That could be said But say the first word That pops in your head: "complicated"
Take, take, take, That's all you ever do Money, house, Break hearts too. Take, take, take, That's all you ever do Possessions, happiness, Memories too. There is one thing Left to take Your last breath You're such a fake!
Got to sleep, go to bed, Rest my tired and weary head. Too much stuff Going on inside, She took my kids, Tried to hurt my pride. Divorce was nasty, She got the lot But she's the one That lost the plot. She took my kids, House and money Tho…
Times are hard Money's short "Stop spending" The kids are taught. Got no cash Got no dollar "Get a job" We hear them holla. "Another recession" We hear them say I'm on the breadline I can't afford to pay. The government fat cats Dine i…
Below is what we were taught in the army: Planning And Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance. It's very true!
When you're on your own and feeling sad, Don't feel lonely, Don't feel bad. Wait 'till the end - 'till you've finished your story That's when you'll feel life's morning glory! It's not just a word or chapter you see, It's the whole damned b…
Life is full of ups and downs, Tears and smiles and maybe frowns, Keep on trying no matter what, Just keep on going do not stop. It's all experience - good and bad you see Part of life part of me!
Tick, tock The seconds pass Sand is flowing Through the hour glass A heartbeat starts And a baby cries Another stops And a person dies.
I hear the shouts of an angry couple, His fists bang the walls to stop the harm Or is it to show his physical ability and scare the one that once loved him so much? His jealousy rages like a wild animal His eyes are bulging and veins are pu…
Do you see the man with straggly hair? No money for food or change for fare. His nails are black and teeth are rotten, He knows more than you've forgotten. He lives in a box with his sleeping bag, A little dog and a porno mag. The snow is c…
Twisting, Writhing, Calling, Yearning, Begging, Licking, Sometimes earning. Passion, Sweating, Holding Screaming, Loving, Breathing, Has it meaning? Swearing, Laying, Sitting Standing, In the bedroom, On the landing? Calming, Resting, Sl…
There is no pillow so soft as a clear conscience.
The path of life has only two directions: either up or down!
An opportunity to help those less fortunate than yourself: Put a smile on the faces looking so sad; Help others understand what is difficult to comprehend; Support those with needs greater than your own; Be strong for the weak and shout for…
Live every day as though it were your last because one day it will be!
When I'm sad I think of you You rise so high in skies of blue Your arms wrap around me never failing to embrace The whole of my body especially my face. My tears turn to smiles in such a short space You're the only thing that can touch the…
I walk along through dark and lonely streets No one to guide me or hold my hand No one follows or calls my name Where I'm going nobody knows Where I've been only footsteps remain. I'm looking for something I know not what A faith, a light…
There's a world out there Of suffering and pain Where no one knows Of what they might gain Some want money, Cash or gold Others just want Their story to be told. There's nothing more precious Than the air we breathe, So give life to oth…
Time - once lost can never be found!
I want to be buried at sea- And everyone to dance on my deathbed!
Here I sit Broken hearted Spent a penny Only farted. Fatty and skinny went to bed Fatty farted, skinny's dead.
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Shouting Running Fighting Looting Hating Vicious Nasty Shooting Buildings burning Bricks throwing Masked faces Cancer growing Cameras filming Children stealing Police stopping Drug dealing Catch the thugs Who ruin our towns Trying to burn T…
I walk along a lonely road With tired feet and a heavy load The load's not a heavy weight you see But a load of vicious negativity. It's a load placed up my shoulders so young Of a life full of regrets of things I've done. I wish I could l…
People take different roads seeking fulfilment and enlightenment. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. Dalai Lama
The sharpest knife is a blunt one! How do I know? Because I was cutting a swede, the blunt knife slipped and it took the top of my thumb off!
I feel hunger... But not as much as those who are starving. I feel pain... But not as much as those who are sick with no medicine. I feel hope... But never as much as those who wish the fighting would stop. I feel thirsty... But not as much…
They say you shouldn't put knives in your mouth, They say you should wear rubber soles when dealing with electricity, They say it's unlucky to walk over three drains, They say you shouldn't speak ill of the dead, They say, they say, they sa…
Anger, hatred, hurt and pain, Is this religion? It isn't sane! They say it's all in the name of God, Who's God? Your God my God? By God! You're killing innocents young and old In the name of God we're all being told! Stop the tanks, the bul…
I look out of my window and see the cold light of day. I look at myself in the mirror and see myself old and grey. I look back on my life and think to myself and pray: Let me breathe and live to look another day.
Life is like a menu: You have starters; main and dessert; The beginning, middle and end but what you have to realise is that it's not the individual dishes that make a meal or indeed a life it's the quality of the ingredients that makes it …
Note to self : when Missus says "I'm going to paint the downstairs toilet today" you should know that it's not going to be a one man job!
Life is like a file; sometimes in order, sometimes corrupted, sometimes big and sometimes small but always needed by someone!