19 June 2012
In my life
There was a time
When you had yours
And I had mine
Ordinary phones
That just made calls
Nothing less
Nothing more.
But now we've got
Our pieces of fruit
For texting, photos,
Games where you shoot,
Pictures, diaries,
Videos too
Maps of the underground
And maps of the zoo.
It tells you when
You are late
I've got one
And so has my mate.
If there's anything else
That you want more
Just look it up
On the App Store
For sure it'll be there
No matter what you want
A recipe book
Or somebody to haunt
For in a swipe
A zombie you will be
With bitten off nose
And blood stained feet
They say "an apple a day
Will keep the doctor away"
They're so damned right
Even through the night
My iPhone is with me
All the time
On it I wrote
This little rhyme.
So next time your contract
Is due to renew
My best advice
I could give to you
Forget your blackberries
Samsungs too
Get an iPhone
It's the one for you!
iPhone • Opuss № I