Bed Bugs

@StoryTeller

My brother just asked me if Santa is real and I told him 'he's what you believe him to be' and he said 'so he's a mugger?' and I said 'no' and he said 'but that's what I belive'm.

@Zorua101

My Minecraft Failure

I had built a massive airship and I was installing some cannons as firepower. I got it working perfectly, so I gradually made my way up the TNT scale, since I had Mo-Explosives.

@lilsandstorm

How To Fly

First, flap your wings. Then jump off a cliff. THEN FLY..

@Kamzi

The Snubs Part 1

Once upon a time is a rubbish start. Okay, Here we go... In an apocalyptic wasteland... Lived a small furry brown creature called mr.Snub.

@dm12022

Burger And Chips

Hospitality often delves into the realms of comedy. An episode of faulty towers is never a stone throw away from the reality. A complaint. The end of the world is neigh.

@PhilipEllis

LBD

She found the perfect little black dress in a tiny shop on the edge of town. It made her small bits look big and her big bits look small; it was the kind of garment a girl could fall for.

@sarahlaidlaw

A Short Story

Once upon a time there was an end..

@Selina

The Llama Song

Hey i just met u And this is crazy Heres my llama So call me maybe And all the other goats Will try to chase me So heres my llama And it has raibies.