15 April 2012
1. There was an explosion on my street and I had to help the police with casualties.
2. A man-eating dinosaur chased me through town and I only escaped by jumping down the drain but I got lost in the sewers.
3. I couldn't be bothered because I think you're all absolute idiots.
4. My bike magically came to life and rode away with out me.
5. I had to go to hospital because suffer from Ididntgetupcuzimlazy syndrome, it's an extremely rare and serious disease
6. I was abducted by aliens because they needed my help fixing their spaceship because I'm so smart ( if you use this lame excuse then it shows that you are definitely not smart at all).
7. I'm allergic to Geography so I decided to skip it.
8. I had to help Batman defeat the Joker.
9. A scientist came to my house and asked if he could borrow my brain.
10. I forgot.
10 Bad Excuses for Being Late • Opuss № I