If it wasn't for electricity, we'll all be watching TV by candlelight.
-George Gobel
I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.
-Arnold Schwarzenegger
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
-Dick Cavett
My sister is expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
-Chuck Nevitt, NC State basketball player, to his coach on why he looked nervous at practice
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Just.write. Obsession: I really, really, really, really, REALLY wants a Woola! The.'Underdog'.Calot.Of.Barsoom! Watched: 'Red Dog', holy cannoli, that's a phenomenal canine! Reading: 'They Walked With Jesus', about patients that regressed back to past lives 2,000 years ago when the most influential man of all time lived on this earth
I eat my peas with honey I've done it all my life They taste a little bit funny But it sticks them on the knife ( the wisdom of Winnie The Pooh ).
If you want to learn how to fly, Simply throw yourself on the ground and miss.........
The day he moved out was terrible That evening she went through hell His absence wasn't the problem But the corkscrew had gone as well Anon Not sure who wrote this, but it always makes me smile.
Never knew there was a pond over here because someone's fishing for complements !!.
0118 999 881 999 119 7253 ~The IT Crowd~ (And yes I have learnt the song off by heart. ).
We never really grow up, we just learn how to act in public!.
Have You Ever Walked In To A Room,Intentionally To Do/Get Something,But Then Totally Forget, Then Walk Out The Room And Remember?.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age.
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