15 March 2013

If it wasn't for electricity, we'll all be watching TV by candlelight.

-George Gobel

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.

-Arnold Schwarzenegger

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

-Dick Cavett

My sister is expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.

-Chuck Nevitt, NC State basketball player, to his coach on why he looked nervous at practice

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