21 April 2012
There is a barbershop in London. The new girl offers to shut up shop, for all the other girls working there have a party to attend. The girl is just closing the till when a filthy 40 year old comes in with a dirty smile, and says'are you still open?' 'Yes, but we're about to close up. Sit down,' The man sits, removing his glasses and fiddling with them before dropping them into his lap. About thirty minutes into the haircut there is a shaking under his sheets. The girl thinks nothing of if and continues. Five minutes later, the man persists. The girls excuses herself and goes to the desk, before grabbing a cup and smashing it over his head, for fear he had been masturbating. The woman called the police, and when they arrived they took her story and removed the sheets. The unconscious man had glasses in his hand, and a cloth to them in the other.
He had been cleaning his glasses!
Dirty Old Man • Opuss № I