This Is A Guy's Joke

@em99sh

A little boy asks his dad "How much does it cost to get married?" Dad says "I dont know im still paying!".

@arabonee

Your Mama

Your ma is so fat when it's snows she gets a bowl and spoon.

@daren65

Size Does Matter !!!

My wife said, "Those penis enlargement pills you're taking are definitely working. You're a bigger prick today than you were yesterday.".

@sunstra

Telling The Truth

A friend of mine told me that every time you fap, you'll get one more day to live. He says he is immortal..

@Neefesto

I Hate Pedophiles...

I hate Pedophiles... ...they're fucking immature assholes..

@iPuss

Lol

Laughing to myself because @SeaMonster is rank 69... Rude boss <3.

@nikujagagirl

My reaction to the lazy song

Bruno Mars is a wanker?!?!?!?!.

@mitchattitude

Playing Bridge

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand..