I Hate Pedophiles...

@nikujagagirl

My reaction to the lazy song

Bruno Mars is a wanker?!?!?!?!.

@afghanacid

Ricky Gervais Tweet

A joke from Ricky Gervais: Why do priests condemn the use of condoms. Because you can't get a choir boy pregnant..

@johnw455

Real Newspaper Headline From News24.com

Police probe man who cooked own genitals.

@iPuss

Apparently...

Apparently... When a guy does his air guitar impression... His face changes to his true sex face :D Read down .... Otherwise known as: His wank face!.

@13579179

Роль.

@mort

Don't Do It

Never have sex on the beach Why. I hear you ask Think about it!!!!!. It would be like masturbating with sandpaper!!. Ooooooouch!!!!.

@Andy_Hayhurst

Bus Strikes

Everyone is very worried that the busses won't be running during the Olympics. No one more so than Al-Qaeda..

@iPuss

Lol

Laughing to myself because @SeaMonster is rank 69... Rude boss <3.