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@mort

Don't Do It

Never have sex on the beach Why. I hear you ask Think about it!!!!!. It would be like masturbating with sandpaper!!. Ooooooouch!!!!.

@Andy_Hayhurst

Bus Strikes

Everyone is very worried that the busses won't be running during the Olympics. No one more so than Al-Qaeda..

@Andy_Hayhurst

Child Obesity

Paedophilia is on the decrease as a direct result of child obesity. Keep our children safe, keep our children fat.... No one wants to fuck a fat kid..

@Supertecnoboff

Porn Star

My girlfriend is a porn star. She is going to be so pissed off when she finds out..

@albisher

Q. Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS. A. They can't get the laboratory mice to arse fuck..

@OKcatJYPkiss

awkward Love

What I do when I like somebody: 1% - Talk to them. 99% - Stare..

@iPuss

Apparently...

Apparently... When a guy does his air guitar impression... His face changes to his true sex face :D Read down .... Otherwise known as: His wank face!.