Child Obesity

@albisher

Q. Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS. A. They can't get the laboratory mice to arse fuck..

@OKcatJYPkiss

awkward Love

What I do when I like somebody: 1% - Talk to them. 99% - Stare..

@Andy_Hayhurst

Religion

If you can get past all the nonsense. All religions share the same message, which is.... Try not to be a cunt!.

@Andy_Hayhurst

My Stand Up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YWZNEbkE7s.

@TheRainbowUnicorn

Passing or Failing

Daughter: Dad, what's better; passing or failing. Dad: Passing, of course Daughter: Oh good, because I passed my pregnancy test:) Dad:#%^?!~.

@Supertecnoboff

Score

This joke is like a rapist. It's going to score whether you like it or not..

@albisher

Q. What's a necrophiliac's biggest complaint about sex. A. They just kinda lay there..

@Supertecnoboff

Porn Star

My girlfriend is a porn star. She is going to be so pissed off when she finds out..