My Stand Up

@Supertecnoboff

Score

This joke is like a rapist. It's going to score whether you like it or not..

@albisher

Q. What's a necrophiliac's biggest complaint about sex. A. They just kinda lay there..

@albisher

Q. What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common. A. No ball room.

@Supertecnoboff

Sex

Duct tape is silver... Silence is golden..

@Supertecnoboff

Buffering

I was having sex the other day, banging away, when suddenly I stopped mid-thrust and stood really still. "What are you doing?" "Something I learnt from online porn. It's called 'buffering'.".

@albisher

Q: What is the one thing you will never hear a man say. A: Her tits are just too big..

@sandyboyer

Spider Man

So can I be spiderman.. Because I can be your hero<3 E.R.W;).

@TheRainbowUnicorn

Passing or Failing

Daughter: Dad, what's better; passing or failing. Dad: Passing, of course Daughter: Oh good, because I passed my pregnancy test:) Dad:#%^?!~.