Daughter: Dad, what's better; passing or failing?
Dad: Passing, of course
Daughter: Oh good, because I passed my pregnancy test:)
Dad:#%^?!~
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I'm Emily, a girl who loves FLUVVY animals and am proudly ASIAN!! I love dogs and rainbow unicorns. Sorry if some of my content sucks. I'm fairly new so it would help if you follow me. Luv MLP and hoping to be an author someday.
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Haha knowing my dad thats what he will say... Unless at the time Im with my mum. Haha i will have to use that but im gonna be older then 25 older then the age she sounded like in that joke. Ha ha that cracks me up. @TheRainbowUnicorn
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