I was having sex the other day, banging away, when suddenly I stopped mid-thrust and stood really still.
"What are you doing?"
"Something I learnt from online porn. It's called 'buffering'."
I was having sex the other day, banging away, when suddenly I stopped mid-thrust and stood really still.
"What are you doing?"
"Something I learnt from online porn. It's called 'buffering'."
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So can I be spiderman.. Because I can be your hero<3 E.R.W;).
Laptop Speakers: Too quiet for music, too loud for porn..
Four words to ruin a guys ego, Is it in yet.
Statistics say women think they are smarter than men because they can fake orgasms for the relationship. Men say, "Big fucking deal, try faking a relationship just for the shag!".
Never make eye contact whilst eating a banana. Throws out completely the wrong vibe..
Accidentally missed out the "R" whilst googling "Gary Oldman" today, worst experience of my life..
A woman can fake an orgasm to get a marriage, A man can fake a marriage to get an orgasm -unknown.
Q: What is the one thing you will never hear a man say. A: Her tits are just too big..
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