A woman can fake an orgasm to get a marriage,
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A woman can fake an orgasm to get a marriage,
A man can fake a marriage to get an orgasm
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Wow. I'm really glad we had that political debate on Facebook. Everything went really well and a major issue was finally resolved..
Question: What do you call a gay dinosaur. Answer: Mega-sore-ass..
Last night I said to a girl, "Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, but here's my number so call me maybe?". To which she replied "Twat!"..
A guy walks into a psychiatrist office wearing nothing but Saran wrap. Doctor takes one look a him and tells him- " I can clearly see you're nuts)..
"My flight lands at nine-thirty on Sunday .... You want to watch what. What the fuck is mad men . I'm a mad man if you don't pick me the hell up.".
Lifeguard : "what were you doing that far out. You can't swim. ...Son you're a good athlete, but I'v seen what you call swimming.It looks like a slow kid on his knees trying so smash ants.".
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