@Supertecnoboff Men Vs Women Statistics say women think they are smarter than men because they can fake orgasms for the relationship. Men say, "Big fucking deal, try faking a relationship just for the shag!". 30 words
@AEngland Blow Banana. Never make eye contact whilst eating a banana. Throws out completely the wrong vibe.. 14 words
@AEngland Unfortunate. Accidentally missed out the "R" whilst googling "Gary Oldman" today, worst experience of my life.. 15 words
@Icuminpeace Fake It A woman can fake an orgasm to get a marriage, A man can fake a marriage to get an orgasm -unknown. 21 words
@AWriterGirl Couldn't Help Laughing ...I have 69 followers, high five if you understand the reference. 11 words
@banishthem Things People Will Never Say Wow. I'm really glad we had that political debate on Facebook. Everything went really well and a major issue was finally resolved.. 22 words
@Twihard Hi all! Welcome to my profile;) Hope you are going to enjoy whatever i come up with! Peace out!!<3 View Profile
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