My girlfriend is a porn star.
She is going to be so pissed off when she finds out.
My girlfriend is a porn star.
She is going to be so pissed off when she finds out.
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What I do when I like somebody: 1% - Talk to them. 99% - Stare..
If you can get past all the nonsense. All religions share the same message, which is.... Try not to be a cunt!.
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Daughter: Dad, what's better; passing or failing. Dad: Passing, of course Daughter: Oh good, because I passed my pregnancy test:) Dad:#%^?!~.
This joke is like a rapist. It's going to score whether you like it or not..
Q. What's a necrophiliac's biggest complaint about sex. A. They just kinda lay there..
Q. What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common. A. No ball room.
Q. Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS. A. They can't get the laboratory mice to arse fuck..
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