If you can get past all the nonsense. All religions share the same message, which is.... Try not to be a cunt!
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So true. I've also noticed that for being "charitable" and preaching about giving to the poor, it's all condescending. I mean, the Pope has his own country!. Which happens to be one of the richest in the world.
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