10 April 2012
Lying, sleepy on the rug,
I spy a crawly, creepy bug,
Long and twitchy, hairy back,
Edging near to have a snack;
Before I know it - SNAP! It nips,
And bites into my bottom bits!
I spin around and huff and rasp,
But always it's too far to grasp;
I snarl and growl and whine and yelp,
But no-one seem to want to help,
They look at me, then sigh and wail:
"you silly dog, it's just your tail!"
A Tale • Opuss № I