20 May 2012
I knew a girl With a condition, Most baffling though I'm no physician; For with any kind Of cough or sneeze, From out her bottom ( | -) - - - - • Would fly peas. |\ She tried stop them (( ) With pairs of knickers, (( ) Made from pea-pods (( ) Bought from pickers; \/ But no pod or tin Or carbon fibre, Would stop peas firing From out behind her.
She had no warning Of any kind, When peas flew out Of her behind; Wherever she May hap to be... Out her bottom - - - - - - - - - - ( ( Flew a \ pea •
But then one day Whilst in a shop, She was bending down To reach a chop, When from the door She heard a shout: 0 "That man stole ____ - - - | )\stuff and then ran out!!" // ))_
Thinking fast She formed a plan, And started coughing As he ran; And as he laughed That he was free, Out her bottom ( | ) Shot a pea. - - - - - - - •
Like a bullet That pea flew out, And hit the thief #@!? With a mighty clout; - - - | x x | And down he fell / * KO'd and pwned, • And laid still 'till The cops were phoned.
So she was hailed A local hero, And soon shop crime Was down to zero. For crooks were feared To shout out "Freeze!" And just get shot by • - - - - Bottom peas. • - - - - - - - ( (
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