I am now convinced that London-Midland train guards have installed covert REM deep sleep sensing equipment in the seats. By doing this, they can know the EXACT optimum moment to burst into the carriages with a mighty yell and wake you to see your tickets.
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@simplystylish @shanwan we must learn the way of the sacred guards. We must master the skill of their deadliest weapon: the Ticket Punch
On the plus side, at least they wake you before the dribble starts to ooze out of the corner of your mouth, coupled with a light snorting..& you wake to find four Japanese exchange students staring open mouthed at this weary Englishman...
I have done the incomprehensible noise when dropping off before. I always fool everyone by incorporating it into a throat clearing cough. Genius. @SianRLD
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