21 April 2012
Just went with my brother to collect a garden bench from an elderly lady my parents know. We got buzzed in by reception as its a private sheltered accommodation, walked to her flat and she had fallen over just before we arrived. She was ok but we made sure and then Gary cleared up the glass bottle she'd dropped and then we took the garden bench we came for back down the stairs. Stopping at the reception Gary told her about the fall and then we took the seat to put in the car. But with a tricky lock, he had to poke the mechanism with a screwdriver to open it, which took a while...
So running through the events: two big blokes walk by a sheltered reception. They come back a few minutes later carrying a piece if furniture saying that it's owner 'had a bit of an accident'. Then they apparently go outside and appear to break into a car boot to get the merchandise off to their lockup.
I fully expect to see us on 'Worst UK Criminals' on CCTV footage. "..Just take a look at these two idiots.."
Idiot Criminals • Opuss № I