12 April 2012
A spider (let's call him Arac Obama), whilst tidying up a corner of his web after catching his dinner, heard some laughter close by. He turned one of his eyes to see the culprit, his next-web-neighbour, (Araña, she's pretty hot for a spider) hanging there, pointing with 6 legs and covering her mouth with the other 2.
Arac approaches her, one leg after the other, after the other, after the other (etc...) and asks in a stern voice "What's so funny, what are you laughing at four-ty eyes?!"
"oh Arac!" replies Araña stifling a laugh, "can't you see your flies undone?"
I Spied A Spider • Opuss № I