19 April 2012

I grew a beard

I didn't mean to, I was ill and forgot to shave.

I called it a fever beard

Now it needs taming.

I entered into the hitherto unknown world of beard trimmers

Everyone on the boxes looked like a gay footballer crossed with a slightly greasy med type . I decided I would let it grow and look like a geography teacher

So enough of the geography teacher.... I went back to the shop.

I bought the one that promised the most.....

It doesn't work, I look nothing like the guy on the box. I look like a geography teacher with a short beard.

Then it broke

My foray into the world of the hirsute has ended in failure

I'm now clean shaven .

I look in the mirror ....... at the face of a hairless geography teacher

Bother ....!

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