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"Sometimes I like to sit in my wardrobe and pretend I'm a potato.." - Me :D
Sometimes I wonder, "why is that frisbee getting bigger? And then it hits me.
If people are trying to bring you down, that means that you are already above them.
Yolo :3
It's a little known fact, but I have the body of a god. Shame that god is Buddha...
"A laugh is a smile that bursts."
If Video Games make you violent, does playing Monopoly make you a millionaire?
I phoned my bank today ad said, "I'd like to put a block on my credit card." "No problem sir," the man said, "Was it lost or stolen?" "Neither," I replied, "My wife has just gone out shopping."
What's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument? The knife has a point.
"Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit." - Will Smith
"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything." - Marilyn Monroe.
Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug :3
"You all laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same."
Someone comment and tell me please :)
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, and I thought to myself: where the heck is the ceiling?
When you forget to catch your friend in a trust exercise and they break their nose :3
'When Kajj is lured into our trap, there'll be no escape. We can't let him get away this time – he's done too much to be let off the hook.' Jut snarled at the thought of how many people Kajj had killed. She shivered. Misty leant out of the …
Skyrim trotted along the path, his eyes glinting in the moonlight. Jay scrambled alongside him, his ears flat against his mane. 'Where is she?' Jay whispered, his eyes darting around like a hawk. He raised his eyebrows as Skyrim opened his …
Rain trickled down the busted windows of the ancient Edwardian buildings in Dark CLoud Avenue. He strode at a slow pace, head bowed against the slanting rain - through the wet haze; he saw the familiar red and white glow of a Barber's Shop.…
When you go over your phone bill by £64.. Has anyone else gone over before? I don't wanna be the only one xD
A bisexual is a PERSON (just like everyone else!!) most people are so judgemental. They should accept everyone for who they are, for their race, sexuality, skin, or differences. Favourite this if you agree!
Q: How many gypsies does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None, but you'd lose a lot of light bulbs.
Exactly 100 years ago tonight, the Titanic met her watery grave in the depths of the ocean. Less than one third of the passengers onboard lived to tell the tale - this is a tribute to all the brave men, women and children who stayed behind …
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word " definitely " in a sentence. Little Johnny replies, "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?" The Teacher says, "Of course not Johnny," To which Johnny replies, "Then I have definitely s*** …
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, …
Mum: put your coat on dear, it's freezing outside! Me: no, I'm fine. 10 minutes later; Me: s*** I'm cold!
Can a shadow move across the sky While the sun is bright and rising high? I dare not contemplate the dark of the light the love in my hate the fear that I fight If I come to acknowledge all that is bad Must I forget all that's goo…
Apparently, setting myself on fire is NOT burning calories!
It was beauty It was all of Nature's glory in one form But then, suddenly, I realized that it was all wrong This was darkness, not light And this form murdered innocents This thing melded with the night. Towards death this form hints…