5 August 2012
So me and the missus get dressed all dapper, And off we trots lookin' prim an' proppa, "I wanna night out" she twines to me, So it's off down the ale'ouse for mash an' peas, "Gord 'elp us Stevo" she twines once more, "I f'got me purse, hope you got yorn", "Ere we bleedin' go" I sez wiv a sigh, So we nips out the back door nice an' sly, 'Arf way back an' Old Bill turns up, "Nah then nah then you both 'old up." "Wassup Officer" I asks right nice, "Stoppin' 'onest folk in the middle of the night". "You nicked out The Prince and left your tab, "So haccompny me whilst I takes you back". Me Queen starts cryin' cos of all the fuss, An soon enough we is back at the pub, Old Jack landlord ain't too 'appy, "That's five bob mate, make it nice an' snappy". So I leaves 'im me mark and 'e sez "oright" "Make sures that you clears it tamorrer night"
Ha ha
Meanings:
Old Bill. The Plod. Police.
Five Bob. Old money. About 25p in current Dosh.
Me mark. A promise of payment.
A Quickie (off The Top Of My Head) • Opuss № I