4 August 2012
Fellow Opussians, we have all been there, struggling and sweating bone marrow, desperate for that spark of inspiration that heralds a new Opuss Story or poem.
It's not easy I know.
To help alleviate those long hours desperately searching for that one flash of an idea, I have come up with a solution which will change the galaxy as we know it.
I proudly present to you my all my new (not yet patented), instant "Inspiration Blueprint".
It's dazzlingly simple to use. Simply fill in the blanks with whatever comes into your mind and Eureka!, you have a classic that will bring you fame and fortune.......maybe.
TITLE:..........................
I opened the ................ and there ....................was! I had been searching for ..... ........... all my life and now, at long last .................... was within my .........................
I felt in my pocket and grasped hold of my .................... It was now or never. It had to be quick as I could feel ..................... was .........................
".............................", she said, her ........................... was .........................
"We have to leave now" I shouted as her ...................... was telling me time was short. We ............................. out of the door and ran as fast as we could to the ...................................... It was beginning to ............... ...................... and we both knew that in a few moments it would be too ..............................................
The horse was ....................... .............. nevertheless it would have to ....................... ................................ We set off at quite a pace as the ................................ closed in around us.
".............................." she gasped as the road sped past. Soon we both would reach ............................ and I readied my ........................
We reached the .................... and I immediately began to .......................... I knew it had to be ......................... as my ............................ was ............ .............................. At last I discovered the .................... and with a .................... the ........................ it burst into life.
With a resounding .............. ............... I realised it was too late. The ..................... fell to the ground, lifeless and it was all I could do to .................................................
"We have to hurry" ............ .................... said, as the plane began to ...................... ....................... but it was too late. With a .......................... I turned the ..........................
The ............................. began to ...................... And I could feel her ...................... was beginning to .......................
Then it hit me, I was going to have to .................... with the ........................ With an enormous .............................. slivers of ................started to rain down and I knew we had .........................
We had ................................ and I knew at last that the .......................... would be ................................
THE END!!!!!
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