31 May 2012

When oh when are they going to make a smartphone thick enough to hold a decent bloody battery that doesn't decide it's had enough just because you've been online for a few hours!

Mankind has walked on the moon (allegedly), has sent missions to Mars that are so technically mind boggling in their complexity, and yet my damn phone dies after six hours use.

These guys spout on about "liquid metal", and 20,000 dot per atom screens, and so on and so on.

Please Mr Apple iPhone designer, we don't want a phone that speaks back to us every time we fart, we just want better battery life.

Sorry fellow Opussians, I just had to get the venom out. And now, if you'll excuse me, I have to recharge this bloody phone. Goodnight.

Oh, and God Bless you all.

yowwaiPhone Battery Blues • Opuss № I