23 August 2012
Now 'ears a little story, You're gonna like a lot, It's all about me missus, She used to be a slut, I met her on the piss you see, As you fuckin' do, And she said "'Ows about it love?" "One hour or two?"
Now I'm no gayboy listen, I'll tell yer to yer face, I told 'er "Fuck it off love", "Yer a right fuckin disgrace". "I wouldn't park me bike in yer", "Yer lowerin' the tone", "Well Fuck You Then!", She screamed at me, Then she fucked off 'ome.
Now I thought nuthin' of it, But little did I know, She went an' cleaned 'er act up, An' scrubbed up 'till she shone, An' several weekends later, While I was on the town, She nuzzled up to me and sez "'Ows I lookin now?".
Well you could'a knocked me over, She proppa looked a treat, Gone was all 'er tatty shit, "Yer good enough to eat!", And 'cos she acted decent, And wasn't slaggin' off, I said "Oright then darlin'", "I think you just bagged off".
The rest they say is 'istory, And now we's goin' strong, And fuck me if we don't get wed, Feelin's just so strong, An' if you want a moral, I'll give one to you Son, Don't judge 'em by their cover, Just go and give 'er one!!
My Missus • Opuss № I