Pirates

@ckahn

Public Speaking Blues

Butterflies in my belly, wobbly to my toes. I got the speaking in public, Freaking out woes. Will my presentation be good enough. Will it impress.

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@CaptnMorgan

Sleep, Love

"You know you are in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams." - Dr. Seuss.

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@aslsaudi10

If Every Rule

If every rule had an exception, wouldn't there be an exception to that rule. Hence there would be a rule without exceptions..

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@becominghuman

L.O.L

I laugh in the face of the person you have become. I laugh at who you think you are. I laugh on the lapel of the jacket you hide behind. I laugh at the lies you've told.

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@iluvpoems

:).

Has any one noticed that if you put a period after a smiley face it looks like the smiley face has a mole. :). <~~~See!!.

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@jrbx

Women

Treat a woman like you would a cat 1. Accept that they own you. 2. Don't speak to them too aggressively otherwise they will just walk off. 3. Feed them when they want feeding not when you want. 4.

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@jiazhen

Put Yourself In My Shoes

Put yourself in my shoes, That's all I ask from you. Try to see from my perspective, Is that so hard to do. You may be the boss, You think you know all.

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@fourquid

The Real Me

Hate and greed built up inside of me, All my love ripped out of me, You're pain and violence I will see, As its all made up from the real me..

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