23 May 2012
Tick Tock Tick Tock all through the night, A creak on the stairs gives you such a fright, What's that shadow on the wall o'er there, I'm on the road to a Ni-Nightmare.
Oh my goodness, tuck in tight, I think it's gonna be a long long night, The vampire movie I never should o' seen, And the cheese that followed's giving me a bad dream.
I'm running hard and getting nowhere, And something awful's catching up back there, Sweat's dropping off me by the bucket load, And I'm getting no further down this road.
Suddenly an Owl gives out a shriek, And there go the floorboards creak creak creak, Oh bloody Nora when will it ever end, I swear it's driving me round the bend.
Dong Dong Dong and the clock strikes three, something awful's got a hold of me, I'm panting now and scared half to death, And fighting hard just to catch my breath.
Over in the corner the bedroom door, Creaks slightly open and I'm off once more, My hearts a Pumping and I'm terrified, And in walks the wife and out loud I cry, Aaaaaaggh - what you bloody doing?, "I heard you screamin' so I came a runnin" "You fell asleep with the movie on, So 'ere's a cuppa tea and some cheese on a bun".
The Night Terrors • Opuss № I