9 August 2012
So I'm playing on my iPad and the wifi drops a bar, My farming game is awesome but the gameplay starts to jar, I grit my teeth and pray that all my carrots are okay, And then the wifi drops out (I lose forty minutes play), No matter I says cheerfully, I'll wait and carry on, But the bloody wifi's out to lunch, my farming play is done.
I step out for a cigarette and hope it all comes back, But twenty minutes later I'm just sat there like a twat, "I need to get my carrots in", I says to her indoors, But all I get is "Right then while your waiting clean the floor". I snarl and do some cleaning thinking "it'll come back soon". And get out some aggression by manhandling the broom, Fifteen minutes later and I have another smoke, The wifi should be alright now and carrots should be ok, So down I plops into my chair and fires up my game, The stupid bloody wifi goes and looses it again.
Wifi Blues • Opuss № I