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@MOnSTaZ_

The awkward moment when he smiles at you and you have food stuffed in your mouth..

@eliseeeegurl

"Homework"

Saying you're going to do homework bit instead playing on your iPod with a binder on your lap. ;).

@mummy1111

Best Job

I have the best job in the world not only am I a full time carer but a loving mum to my beautiful son. Words are so true when they say there's no live like a mothers love :).

@jaderennie

Everybody likes you and nobody hates you.

@Odd

Sheep that follow the most popular sheep aught to meet a shepard. I reckon they'd be awed..

@redfae

Doh!

Moments in life when you can hear Homer Simpson saying "Doh!" in you head. Sadly, this happens to often to me....

@Lyceumo

A Load Of Rubbish

The line between information consumer and information producer has become firstly blurred and then completely abolished by social media. This means that you end up reading a load of rubbish.

@troyalx

Redneck Bathtime

Hot bath Cold drink Music for your soul Done!.