27 May 2012
Does anyone remember that rapper on Britian's Got Talent? 'Lost my keys, Lost my phone' guy? Well, imagine what could happen if it was playing on your TV at home while a terrible crisis had hit your mind...
TV: 'ave you ever been in dat si'uation where ya lost ya keys an' ya mobile?
You (frantically looking for your keys and mobile): Yes...
TV: 'ave you ever been in dat si'uation where ya lost ya keys an' ya mobile?
You: I said yes...
TV: Lost ya keys!
You: Yes!
TV: Lost ya phone!
You: YES!
TV: Lost ya keys!
You: *facepalm*
TV: Lost ya phone!
You: SHUT UP!
TV: 'ave you ever been in dat si'uation where ya lost ya keys an' ya mobile?
You: WILL YOU PLEASE JUST SHUT UP?!
TV: 'ave you ever been in dat si'uation where ya lost ya keys an' ya mobile?
You: Grrrr...
TV: Lost ya keys!
You: GRRRR...
TV: Lost ya phone!
You: GRAAAAAARGH...
TV: Lost ya keys!
You: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
TV: Lost ya pho-
You: SHUT THE F**K UP! *shoots TV*
BGT Trouble • Opuss № I