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A Parodic Minecraft Adventure Part 1: Introduced to a Creeper It was daytime in the world of blocks as me and my mentor, Tom, strolled happily through a forest of green hills and rushing rivers. "Beautiful, isn't it?" Tom said quietly ov…
"That light comes from the Tree of Time." "No way..." Void was amazed. "It grows behind our castle?" Herobrine nodded solemnly. "Yes, it does. You should know how it works." "I'm afraid not," Void sighed. "Do tell me more, though." Hero…
Life can be annoying. I seem to remember I began an Opuss like that - maybe it was the #OBR. Well, it can be. Things will not always go your way. Well, you can lose your wallet, forget your phone, fail a test - all sorts of stuff. I've fou…
Phew... a lot of energy was poured into that last Opuss. But I think it was worth it. My mind's a little clearer now, so I'll get back to my stories :D One thing... I really want to reply to other people's biographies of genius easily! :P
This Opuss is being written at a time when it seems most of the community have fallen victim to sleep. Me, sitting here, continuously refreshing and re-refreshing the feed, in the bare hope that someone has posted something. I cannot get t…
Ok people, let's get this straight. Slenderman is not a nasty guy. Have you ever thought why he is following you? I mean, he has no reason to, right? Because, do you know what you did? You dropped your wallet in the park and you have retur…
I see what they did there. (Opuss reference).
Every single time a message pops up on Plague Inc. it has something to do with Finland. ... WTH?!
This story comes after the events of A Minecrafter's Diaries and Lord Herobrine. This tale begins long ago, at a time where the Earth was new and life had only just begun. Herobrine was the ruler of this prosperous, mineral-rich land, and …
Huh? Wha- where... this place seems very familiar... WELCOME, ZORUA101. Huh?! Woah, a disembodied voice... YOU HAVE BEEN GONE FOR A LONG TIME. Who is this?! WE HAVE BEEN EXPECTING YOU. ...We? It really only sounds like one of you... …
I got back from a wonderfully hot Spain full of flies, mosquitoes, strange dead bugs under the door and random drunk people knocking on the gate and asking for water. Basically, it was one of the BEST HOLIDAYS EVAH!!! (One of the best witho…
I'm off to Spain for two weeks WITHOUT WIFI, so I won't be able to check Opuss :( I will be writing though! :D So goodbye people :) Zorua
This idea hit me a few minutes ago. The idea that luck plays a part in the challenge. Allow me to explain more! The spinner challenge is where subjects (like the household challenge subjects) are suggested by Opuss users. I will then put a…
Knifes are not daggers in a murderer's hand. They are a tool, used for many a craft. They bring out the best in food. They can cut open that cardboard box which holds your Christmas present. They carve that meat, juicy and tender. In fact, …
My absence was the consequence of joining a friend on his journey to his great residence and staying the night. In other words, I was here, I wasn't here, I am here! Hello again :D
The worst matchups ever: 1: Ditto Vs. Ditto 2: Magikarp (only move is Splash) Vs. Magikarp (only move is Splash) Life will become very boring if you are in either of these situations.
A few days ago, I read an Opuss that contained a particular sentence that upset me. It said that the person 'didn't want stories clogging up their news feed', and that they 'preferred poems'. That's fine, it's that person's opinion, but I d…
Do you want to know the meaning of life? Look it up in a dictionary. Duh -_-
Guy 1: Your voice scares me... Guy 2: Really? Guy 1: AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
A boy and a girl are on a date. Boy: Gemma? Gemma: Yes, Brian? Boy: 143. Gemma: ... HOW COULD YOU BE SO CRUEL?! (In case you don't know, 143 means 'I Hate You', not 'I Love You')
I HATE MY ENEMIES!!! Rant over. Have a nice day!
Stupid Troubling Angering Terrible Insensitive Simple Terrifying Irrespectable Crude Statistics I was just brain dead from creativity, so, err... yeah.
In memory of @melody - rest in peace. I wish for something, a little tale, A story to keep us going. Poems that rhyme with floorless rhythm, Or a quote to stop us weeping. Recipes for scrumptious foods, To take our minds off sadness. Repo…
My friends and I were reading out a part from a modernized playscript of the Pardoner's Tale from Chaucer's Canterbury Tales in English. And it went like this: Ollie: Oh no, I forgot the pies! I'll go back for them! Tom: Nah, forget about…
I was once on a detective case about a murder in the bathroom. The answer just slipped out of my hands. Any ideas what the answer is? :P
My friend was once in a pantomime, performing some play. One of his lines was, "Pick up that mop and bucket!" Guess what he said? He said, "Pick up that mop and fuck it!" Oops.
Go into the Nether, put down a bed, and try to sleep. Stand well away when doing so.
THIS IS HOW TO GET YOUR POINT ACROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just demonstrated :D
Considering we have a fiver and a tenner, the logical solution would be to call a twenty pound note a twentier.
Whenever I got a notification that someone had mentioned me in a comment on an Opuss that wasn't mine, I would spend quite a while using the 'Find' button. Now I realise you can access the comments from the actual Opuss. I am stupid (theref…
A Parody of the Minecraft Adventures Part 1: Introduced to a Creeper It was daytime in the world of blocks as me and my mentor, Tom, strolled happily through a forest of green hills and rushing rivers. "Beautiful, isn't it?" Tom said qui…
Should I write more poems, or stick with stories, random jokes and other stuff? What would YOU like best? :D
How to scare someone who plays Minecraft: Sneak up behind them and just go "Ft-tssssssssssss..." I tried this on one of my friends who had no idea I was behind them. They jumped pretty high and banged their head on the roof of the corrido…
Poem, poem, poem, poem, poem, poem, poem, poem, poem, poem, poem, poem, poem, poem, poem, poem, poem, poem, poem, poem. WHY ARE POEMS SO MUCH MORE POPULAR THAN STORIES?! It's something I find rather weird :S The first story I see in Top T…
Person 1: OHMYGODYOUHAVETOREADTHISSTORYITSSOAWESOMEANDEPICITSJUSTPUREAMAZINGNESSYOUHAVETOREADITORIWILLKILLYOUBECAUSETHISSTORYISJUSTTOOGODTOBEMISSEDYOUMUSTREADITFRIENDSORYOUWILLBEMYENEMIESBECAUSEILOVETHISSTORYANDIFYOUDONTYOUARENOTGOODFRIENDS…
When you get scale ratios the wrong way round... "I ordered a 1:50,000 Landranger map, not a new type of planet which is a huge flat plain of paper!" "Why has my house been crushed by a delivery for me, it being a replica of the Millenium…
Person 1: I WON'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER! A few hours later... Person 1: Do you hate me? Person 1's friend: No. Person 1: HOW DARE YOU!
My high score on OvenBreak is: 12,386,489,600 That was three weeks' worth of playing :S
Those who watch AdamZoneTopMarks on YouTube should know what this means. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE E E E EEEEEEEEEEE E E E EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I am going on holiday when the Olympics start, and coming back to England when they end. Once again, my unsupportiveness shines through.
Someone is writing a story about someone writing a story about someone writing a story about someone writing a story about someone writing a story about someone writing a story about someone writing a story about someone writing a story abo…
I have been lying here for the past hour continuing to refresh my Opuss Feed in the hope for some inspiration to arrive in my head. It hasn't :(
Toys R Us is one of the 21 conspiracies that are attempting to gain control of the world.
He drove a tank off the top of a building and fell on quite a few people's heads - killing them instantly. Lol.
Person 1: Can you see the ninja? Person 2: What ninja? Person 1: EXACTLY
There hasn't been any posts in the last 45 minutes. Is everyone saving up for 1am? :S
How do you answer a riddle? I'll tell you. Flip the page. The other way, dumbass. THE PREVIOUS INSTRUCTION WAS A LIE! Fine, I'll tell you how. TURN BACK THIS IS NOT A RIDDLE YOU ANSWER A RIDDLE BY THINKING
I keep on trying to put my feet up and relax. Then my phone just casually slips out of my trouser pocket. I NEED FRICTION!
Person: I hate monarchy. This person goes on to become king of the world.
Been watching Opuss reviews on YouTube. All of them loved it. :) Yay! We're part of a brilliant application! :D
Yep, I'm Dovakiin (Not the person on Opuss!) You know why? Let me tell you. This idiot at school was really annoying me in PE, and I couldn't take it anymore. So I shouted at him, "FUS-RO-DAH!!!" as loud as I could. He jumped back in surp…
This is MineTeam's first video! I think @Hazzy16 would be interested :) All Minecraft players/fans, watch, rate, comment, subscribe! It is called 'MineTeamProject Episode 1: How NOT To Survive The First Night' http://www.youtube.com/watch…
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To be honest, plagiarising is basically reposting without giving credit.
A counter-attack to any annoyance, fights, problems etc. etc. (I'm not quite sure if this comes into plagiarism). Take that! | | V The pen is mightier than the sword. Write, don't fight.
Those who can speak, read and write in the language of silence... are simply amazing.
I am now going to attempt a complicated and life-risking manuouvre known as 'Get Onto Minecraft While Parents Are Asleep'. Sorry I can't spell manuouvre. It's just slipped my mind. :S
WARNING: MY FRIEND LIKES A BIT OF STRONG LANGUAGE HERE AND THERE (MOSTLY EVERYWHERE) I had a conversation on Minecraft with my friend! Here's how it went... (Taken right from the chat log!) I'm Hyperdron, he's TomH101. <TomH101> WHO THE F…
Goodnight! I have a violin competition tomorrow so I'm going to sleep now. Bye!
The hardest language to learn is silence.
I woke up, and the vixen was gone. Without warning, she had simply left. No thank-you, no apology, nothing. I checked outside. No sign of her. I growled and kicked the tree in despair. How rude, I thought. I kicked the tree again. There wa…
That's 10 of them - maybe it's getting a little out of hand... Let's just say this was more stupid than unexpected. I decided to go on a blowing-up rage on my server. I filled an entire mountain with TNT - I actually mined out all of the b…
I sincerely hope no more fights break out on Opuss again, because I've had enough. If one does break out, I will have to utilise my ultimate counter-attack. And believe me, you'll know it's true.
*Lewis fails at creeper killing and creeper explodes* <Skylord_Jasper> WHAT THE DEVIL WAS THAT FUMBLEMOREEEEEEE <Fumblemore> Was that me? *Lewis fails a few more times* <Skylord_Lysander> Hmm... Fumblemore isn't usually this bad. Actua…
Note: When writing your entry, tag it with #DoubleAcrostic BEFORE POSTING!!! Here's something to mull over - double acrostics! This Opuss here challenges all of you creative people out there to come up with a mind-boggling double acrostic!…
There goes my face. Now to N and a cute li'l Zorua! :D
My iPod did not prepare itself for a night of writing so it's sitting here with a 5% charge. Sorry everyone :(
I had to concentrate for this. One slip and both of our lives would be gone forever. I took some deep breaths. You can do it, I assured myself. I gently placed a paw on the vixen's chest, making sure she didn't wake up. The connection was …
Something random I found on YouTube while looking for Minecraft videos, would you believe! It's from the Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged series episodes 52 and 53 (from what I've seen). Melvin: Bored now! I never thought I could grow tired of assaulting…
Better get to sleep, Or night-time antics will be Discovered at morn!
I can fly across The world in just a few hours. Beat that, everyone! Completely, utterly, randomly random. (Completely and utterly mean the same thing, by the way).
3rd following strikes again! My newest follower, @carlbarrett, followed me third. I'm getting really freaked out by this... Edit: Err, he's just left...
I interrupt my steady flow of #OBR to bring an important announcement to all Minecraft players. Earlier this week, I asked if anyone had heard of a Minecraft character called Void. Nobody did. So I have decided to alert everyone to his pre…
That's 50 plus 20, which were #strangely the two other follower notifications I posted - 20 followers and 50 followers. Thank you @Bluegerbil because you were the 70th! :)
I should reveal my own face. I mean, everyone else is doing it! Terribly bad quality from my iPod, so sorry if you wanted more clarity. Meh... look if you want to see. :P
I think this should be an official Opuss Repost Day! Repost anything you like or want others to like, and have fun!
My two latest followers had me as their third follower, and they had each followed 21 people. ... I feel very strange. @misseliz95 @sarajanekeenan Thanks!
Look out everyone, 'cause I'm going to do some INSANE reposting! :D
Herobrine kept running through the trees, groaning with exhaustion and disappointment. How could he have been so stupid? He had walked right into the invader's base, unnoticed. He had heard what he wanted conformation of. But the lies that…
Another spawning error. This one is relatively quick. I was walking around in a desert on survival (which is a rather bad thing to get yourself into), and found a cactus. I had Single Player Commands activated. I hadn't managed to build a…
Damn it, I was so stupid this time. I was fooling about with Single Player Commands, and then irrationally decided to try and obtain a record. I switched my game mode to survival. Then I made a small enclosure, where I spawned 100 skeleto…
*For Minecrafters* have you ever heard of Void? This is just a #QuickSurvey to see if you know him. If you do not know him and say so, then I will explain who Void is in a future post. All I am going to say is... avoid him.
Completely random thought from my head. Basically a spy team obtains important information and celebrates while driving back to HQ. Spy 1 (not holding the steering wheel): We're on a roll, guys! Spy 2: Off a cliff. SOOOO RANDOM!
A Parody of the Minecraft Adventures Part 1: Introduced to a Creeper It was daytime in the world of blocks as me and my mentor, Tom, strolled happily through a forest of green hills and rushing rivers. "Beautiful, isn't it?" Tom said qui…
I had to find shelter to at least look after this vixen. There was no way she was dead. No way. I kept running, every step with a stronger purpose. I ran across many areas, where more desctructive violence violated my eyes. And I then real…
Another reason why not to go on Hardcore mode - and it still involves creepers! I was exploring a cave that was pretty deep down in the world (around diamond level, to be exact), and saw a creeper approaching me from the darker recesses of…
I wonder if there's an @everyone on this app... *checks* Yep.
A reason to never go on Hardcore mode. :D I was walking along a large plains biome when I ran into a creeper. It hissed at me, so I ran backwards. Luckily, when the creeper exploded, I was out of its blast radius. Then the creeper behind …
Damn football, I'm going on Minecraft! :D ...I'm really unsupportive.
When you try and find the tag #WriteMoarStories what results do you get? I only seem to receive my own Opusses and not anyone else's - I'm just going to reboot Opuss, see if that helps :) Edit: Now it's not giving any results for me at all…
Yes! I've been on enough to post 101 good Opusses (I had deleted some Opusses I later found stupid)! So... I have a question! When you hear or see '101' what is the first thing you think of? (Apart from my username, of course!) I think of …
My news bar has suddenly been overloaded with TOO MANY NOTIFICATIONS! I can't keep track of it all! *sigh* Still, it's nice to see a good reaction to my ideas! Thank you everyone! Zorua XD
What I am NOT celebrating: 100 Opusses Rank Increases What I am celebrating: 101 Opusses Followers (Thanks to everyone who is following me and enjoying my work!) - as in quick 'thanks' all round :) #WriteMoarStories (if it catches on!)
If you see a brilliant story just hanging around, suggest that the writer tag it with the great #WriteMoarStories to spread the word and get Opuss writing MOAR STORIES for EVEN MOAR ENJOYMENT!!! Repost if you want to tell everyone! I love s…
Poems are the abundant posts on Opuss - but we need more stories! Write, great Opussians, write more stories! Tag them with this to pass on the message! Repost if you want to spread the word!
First time I've done this smiley. XD
Damn it, Opuss just CRASHED! I hate my addiction, love Opuss itself :P
I have been searching through the huge variety of Opusses on this amazing app and found a recurring pattern (Or something like that, can't remember the word). Poems seem to be more popular in likes than proper stories. By proper, I basicall…
Hey, Minecraft villians, I have a tip for you. Never try to stage the final battle in the Ender Realm. Because the good guys always win in The End. I hope people who don't play Minecraft get this pun too :P
Don't worry, everyone, I just finished my RS Project and will be back up and writing very soon! Lord Herobrine will be continued for further enjoyment, A Minecrafter's Diaries is still going strong, and ZOROARK::UNLEASHED is still well on t…
The room fell silent. Once chattering people turned to the entrance of the village hall, curious. The mayor at the front of the hall looked up from his sheet of paper. Guards shuffled inconspicuously towards the intruder. The intruder in …
I have an important RS project to complete, so Opuss posts will be limited over the next few days. However, as soon as that's out of the way... I have a theory exam. And then a violin competition. So I may seem dormant for quite a while, bu…
Tobuscus' song "I Can Swing My Sword" features in Part 7 :D A Parody of the Minecraft Adventures Part 1: Introduced to a Creeper It was daytime in the world of blocks as me and my mentor, Tom, strolled happily through a forest of green h…
On the front: [Opuss app homescreen pic] Opuss. Like Twitter, just better. On the back: No limits. ---------------------------------
Villain: Now don't you make me underestimate you! Hero: *Taps pathetically at Villain's chest* Villain: Ha! Is that the best you can do? Hero: ... Villain: Well? Hero: ... FALCON PUNCH!!! BOOM
And I apologize! However - do not worry, I still have much more to come! I am beginning a mini-project based around Herobrine - partly taken from my poem (and in fact my only poem at the moment), 'The White-Eyed Lord' - namely the 'desctru…
Only idiots press red buttons. The clever people press a few white buttons with some intricately positioned black dots on them, and once they think they have done enough, hit the green button. Which sometimes, in my case, ends up working li…
I recently (yesterday) bought Plague Inc. off the App Store and began to WIPE OUT ALL OF HUMANITY!!! And to have some fun, I named my disease Happiness. It was hilarious. Firstly, the President becomes ill with Happiness. Then, there's a …
You should never go wandering round for some trees to make a big house because you don't need to. Thanks to the 'skip the night' thing that happens when you sleep, you go murder some sheep and nab two wood blocks. Make a crafting table, the…
This is a true story - in fact, it happened about an hour ago. My mother was walking into the house from outside when her phone suddenly started speaking to her. It said, "Hello, Minecrafters! Here are the latest news updates..." and so on…
There are four meanings for the phrase 'raising the bar' (There may be more but I can't be bothered) 1: Raise the bar metaphorically (ie. up your game, or put simply, get better to stay at the accepted level 2: Raise the bar (as in a bar …
You're walking in the forest, The fog is low and thick, Your only light is from burning coal, Stuck crudely on a stick. You hear a sound to your right, The shuffling of human feet. You turn towards the offending noise, But there's no-one w…
Thank you @Hazzy16, I personally thought MineTeam sounded better so that is what we shall use! The server now has a static IP! Here it is: mc-mineteam.no-ip.org The server isn't open at the moment, ok? :) Thanks everyone!
Exams tomorrow, and this is what I've done on revision! Past 6 weeks: None Today: 5 minutes ... I'm screwed.
A Parody of the Minecraft Adventures Part 1: Introduced to a Creeper It was daytime in the world of blocks as me and my mentor, Tom, strolled happily through a forest of green hills and rushing rivers. "Beautiful, isn't it?" Tom said qui…
Does anyone remember that rapper on Britian's Got Talent? 'Lost my keys, Lost my phone' guy? Well, imagine what could happen if it was playing on your TV at home while a terrible crisis had hit your mind... TV: 'ave you ever been in dat si…
I know @Hazzy16 has been wanting to be able to go on a server. The only trouble with it was that for some reason, my Macs wouldn't accept any more servers, though they worked fine a few months ago. Basically, I couldn't make another server.…
Person: What a random string of numbers! Me: *Ahem* That's my Opuss Profile numbers. Yes! I have 50 followers so I am very happy :3 Also my rank has improved greatly since I was down at 1717 (If I still thought like I did back then I wou…
What is the point? You can never tell if it is opposite day or not since if you try to say it's opposite day you would have to say 'It's not opposite day'. It could be much worse than that sentence, though. Because you may have to say 'It'…
Is anyone familiar with the Yogscast Shadow of Israphel series? This is from Episode 7, when Simon and Lewis are delivering the quest items to Fumblemore while he's trying an experiment. Right from the chat log! *sudden loud explosion* <Fu…
I was in an English grammar lesson, learning about 'Loose English' or something along those lines. There was a picture in it of a person pushing against a door - the sentence for it read something like: 'He could not force the door open tho…
These are the people always taking part in TeamcraftOfficial videos! Me! Username: Hyperdron Occupation: Dragon Rider General of: Dragon Handling (Taming, riding) and Swordfighting Personality: Quick thinker, knows what tactics to use and …
Notch: I made Minecraft! God: I made the Universe! Notch: Well I made creepers! God: Well I made humans! Notch: I made The Void! God: I made space! Notch: I made customisable skins out of squares! God: I MADE CIRCLES!!! Notch: ... Damn it.
Episode 1: The Beginning It had been another normal day at school for 12-year-old Zorra Parre as he returned home, wearily dragging along his bruised body. Usually, his flaxen hair would have been shining, but after the day's events, it wa…
A Parody of the Minecraft Adventures Part 1: Introduced to a Creeper It was daytime in the world of blocks as me and my mentor, Tom, strolled happily through a forest of green hills and rushing rivers. "Beautiful, isn't it?" Tom said qui…
I just thought I should make this clear. I know some people on Opuss do follow-backs. For me, that is not the case. I don't really want people following me or asking me to follow them because they think I will follow back, making them more…
5 failures is a benchmark - the symbol of a true hero. :P This one was just plain stupid. I knew about Charged Creepers and I decided to make some of my own. In Survival. So I went and shot some creepers with Lightning arrows. As they cha…
The almost-ready NEW Minecraft series! It shall begin hopefully after half-term. I, as Hyperdron, shall record videos with my trusty friends TomH101 and MiningWarGamer98! You will most likely notice a similarity between the personalities o…
Now that I've heard about this problem I've been seeing much more of it. WHAT IT GOING ON?! I really do hope people don't realise someone has written what they have just written. Good luck Opussia, we'll get through it
A Parody of the Minecraft Adventures Part 1: Introduced to a Creeper It was daytime in the world of blocks as me and my mentor, Tom, strolled happily through a forest of green hills and rushing rivers. "Beautiful, isn't it?" Tom said qui…
Fourth fail! Oh dear :S Anyway, I was shooting creepers with lightning arrows. Sounds good? Faster kills? No. My advice - never shoot a creeper with a lightning arrow. They will become... A CHARGED CREEPER! These creepers have a much bigg…
Did you know that 'yes' and 'no' mean the same thing?
Wars are peanuts compared to a world where the entire population drives yellow cars.
I beat Rank 200! Yay! Rank 193, happy :3 One random thing I thought when first joining Opuss: Ranks went the other way round. So when I joined and it said 1717 for my rank, and I saw the popular Opuss people with ranks like 23 and 15, I st…
Gosh, all of those people who drive yellow cars must have a jolly good time watching punch-ups between youngsters ensue as soon as they pass by.
This time it's someone else's Minecraft failure! My friend was mining in a dungeon, and his difficulty was on Normal, so he found it strange that he couldn't see any creepers. His sound was broken, so he had to constantly dart his vision ar…
Gosh, I'm really bad at this, eh? I was having fun with single player commands, trolling some creepers with a fishing rod, when I remembered something. One of my friends at school had told me about the biggest mob on Minecraft - even bigge…
This piece of writing was an accompaniment to a character-building exercise in Drama at my school, where we made a character, gave him a special object or type of walk, and then performed. Enjoy! Welcome to my world. Seriously, it is my wo…
I am working on a server that will be public and (hopefully) be online all of the time! I say hopefully because I have a mother and father, and they're not so keen on keeping servers open all of the time - I'll try an undercover operation :…
I just realised that you can scroll people's descriptions down to read the 'cut off bit'. I is stupid (therefore I am clever) :P
I liked Sonic. I wrote this as fan fiction, then stopped as I realised what I was doing. You guys/girls can read it now. :) Part 1 A lone figure wandered through the forest, rain pattering gently on the shadowy canopy above. His golden-or…
1: WOOTZ! I has 40 followers *happy* :-) 2: @Hazzy16 Minecraft server will be up before half term, you can step in as one of the higher-up admins of the server :-) That is all, apart from me working on Zombie Farm Grew Bigger Overnight (A…
I wonder what it would be like to be free - just a cloud of consciousness floating quietly along the seas of time. Peaceful? Frightening? However it feels, to be free is the final stage of your teaching. But it is good to wait until it com…
1: Bite your tongue! *crunch* 2: Wash your mouth out with soap! *scrub* 3: Mash the A button! *splat* More coming!
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Every cloud has a silver lining... That's why I don't recommend travelling by air.
~ What's your favourite letter? ~ Mine is the squiggly ~ ~ Wiggly squiggly is awesome ~~~~~
You know when you're watching a movie and one of the characters does a really silly thing, and you think, "Oh gods..." And you feel within your body this strange feeling of embarrassment. Congratulations, you discovered empathy.
Your true love is the one that, when with you, makes your hearts beat as one and brings your souls together in the embrace you have fought so hard to find.
I sing when the wind blows from the north, I sing when white clouds walk on the moor, I sing when the stick is laid to the side, I sing when the rock is occupied. What am I?
I used to love you, but then [insert famous skyrim saying here]
Before I wrote this Opuss I had written 33 Opusses, was following 33 people and had 33 followers. If only my rank had been 33! :P
I was digging straight down, looking for some coal. I was taking a slight risk because there wasn't much daylight left and I needed torches. I had forgotten how to make charcoal (I know now), so coal was the only option. I found coal, all …
Glory, Glory, What a Hell of a Way To Die! (From the tune of "Glory, Glory Man. United!") Chorus Glory, glory, what a hell of a way to die! Suspended by his braces and he don't know how to fly! Glory, glory, what a hel…
A Parody of the Minecraft Adventures Part 1: Introduced to a Creeper It was daytime in the world of blocks as me and my mentor, Tom, strolled happily through a forest of green hills and rushing rivers. "Beautiful, isn't it?" Tom said qui…
Of course I'm not Rank 1! :P Anyway, here's what probably happens to a Rank 1 that follows back: Rank 1: Right, I'll just check Opuss today, find any interesting posts and what-not. *Goes onto Opuss* OPUSS: You have 963 new Opusses. Ra…
It doesn't seem like much, I know, but for me I just got to my first benchmark - 20 followers! I sincerely thank everyone who decided they wanted to see more of my Opusses. Thanks guys and girls! :) Zorua101
Read my post The Final Pokémon League for more infomation! It was night-time as I prepared for the final round of the last Pokémon League to be held. Sorting through my portable PC Boxes, I selected the six Pokémon I would use. I was the …
Read my post The Final Pokémon League for more infomation! Battling Sandra was the last thing I wanted to do. But I had known all along that it had been inevitable. Sandra would have been too powerful for her other opponents, and at some p…
I had built a massive airship and I was installing some cannons as firepower. I got it working perfectly, so I gradually made my way up the TNT scale, since I had Mo-Explosives. I forgot to stop at Biome Busters. As you know, the detonati…
I'm everything. What am I? Tip: read my post 'The Concept of Nothing' to help you ;)
Never regret something you've done. Unless it's bad.
This is the other huge story I have been writing. Enjoy! WARNING: This story is extremely long! So don't bother scrolling back! The Final Pokémon League! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Chapter 1: Doomsday Arrives * …
There was once a student, who, when in an ICT lesson, had an idea... He gave up the confinements of boredom and sealed the rest of the session into writing strange, weird and wonderful paragraphs and phrases instead of titles for his charts…
If you're running from something through a tunnel and you spot light at the end of it... Turn around. They've found your exit. And they've most likely got aeroplanes. LOTS OF THEM.
Ever wanted an alphabetical list of every person on Opuss? Look at Rank 1's followers.
What do you think it would feel like to have eyes in the back of your head? Continuing, what do you think it would feel like to have a spherical perspective of the world?
Tip: If this post confuses you, think of nothing as you read it, because this is what the post is about. Let's start with the basics. Nothing is nothing, right? Wrong. Nothing describes the absence of any entity, whatever it is. So nothing…
It's not that you know how to write. It's if you write. It's not that you know how to love. It's if you love.
Now this is huge. It's a project I began a few months ago on www.firstnews.co.uk and it has definitely come far since then. WARNING! If you read this, don't bother going all the way back to the beginning of the Opuss. It's VERY LONG! Episo…
If someone says that they're stupid, you can assume that they're clever. This is because clever people have the ability to realise their stupidity. However, if a person says they're not stupid, they are suggesting that they are, in fact, st…
Announcer: Have you ever been to a lecture? Interviewee: Yeah... Ann: Was that lecture on FIRE?! Int: Wha - *punched in face* BORING LECTURE! Ann: UNIVERISTY OF LINCOLN! Pics: Lecture theatre, students and teachers on fire Come to an op…
A Parody of the Minecraft Adventures Part 1: Introduced to a Creeper It was daytime in the world of blocks as me and my mentor, Tom, strolled happily through a forest of green hills and rushing rivers. "Beautiful, isn't it?" Tom said qui…
If you are at a loss for what to do, think to yourself that in fact you are doing something to keep your mind off being at a loss for what to do, namely thinking your mind is at a loss for what to do. If you stay like that you will become v…
A Parody of the Minecraft Adventures Part 1: Introduced to a Creeper It was daytime in the world of blocks as me and my mentor, Tom, strolled happily through a forest of green hills and rushing rivers. "Beautiful, isn't it?" Tom said qui…
There are 10 types of people in this world. Those that understand binary, and those that don't.
A woman in Texas bought a car and wanted to check the size of the boot, so she asked her family to lock her inside it. After the boot was closed the woman realised she was still holding the keys. Two words: Oh dear...
Imagine you are stuck inside a bar with loads of things that want to kill you waiting just outside on the doorstep. You look through the window the door provides you with... What should you say? Here's mine - "Come on in, guys - help your…
A Minecraft Adventures Parody Part 1: Introduced to a Creeper It was daytime in the world of blocks as me and my mentor, Tom, strolled happily through a forest of green hills and rushing rivers. "Beautiful, isn't it?" Tom said quietly ov…
Simply place a bowl of your favourite food in front of you and stare at it for a long time. Make sure you have a basin under your mouth to create the splash pool.
How can time flow if it is not a physically flowing object?
"Impossible is 80% possible." - Anonymous
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